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GTVA Kancolle or Slayer has a horrible sense of humor!
So after teasing my previous parody art project with Axem, he quickly absconded with it for his own nefarious ends.  With the original piece gone and still in the mood to do something funny HLP related I decided to mix FS with Kancolle.  For those of you who don't know what that is (I didn't until I started playing WoWs and seeing Poi spammed in chat every match) Kancolle is a Japanese Browser Game/Anime that sticks Axis warship parts on girls anamorphized versions of warships and they go fight Gigerized versions of themselves, or something.  I'm probably butchering the plot, anyway ship parts on girls is the main take away and I thought it would be funny to do the same with famous ships from Freespace.  What started as just the Deimos kinda snowballed as the terrible ideas kept coming.

Fenris Class Cruiser: GTC Orff


Deimos Class Corvette: GTCv Actium


Orion Class Destroyer: GTD Carthage

 
Sobek Class Corvette: Kho'bani Shekmet Nabubu IV! GVCv Dashor


So yeah that just happened. :P

Ravana Class Destroyer: SD Vassagob


Sathanas Class Shivan Juggernaut: SJ Sathanas
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Re: GTVA Kancolle or Slayer has a horrible sense of humor!
Awesome!
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I lol'd at the sobek. Brought back weird memories I thought where lost forever.
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Re: GTVA Kancolle or Slayer has a horrible sense of humor!
Combining this with FS is an awesome idea.

Now for the obligatory flood of doujins, memes, etc.

But please, for my eyes' sake, keep the Vasudans male, or make them Egyptian-looking human girls, or SOMETHING. :shaking:
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Re: GTVA Kancolle or Slayer has a horrible sense of humor!
Despite loathing KanColle and most anthropomorphism animu thingies with the fury of a thousand suns, I can at least applaud the effort.

 

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Haha this is great, the Sobek made me laugh and vomit at the same time.
I think the missile launcher shoes on Fenris-tan are a great and logical touch. The thrusters on Deimos-tan feet look kind of odd though, they'd probably fit better if they were leg mounted.

Despite loathing KanColle and most anthropomorphism animu thingies with the fury of a thousand suns, I can at least applaud the effort.
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You are the wind beneath my wings.

Permission to repost to relevant KanColle threads elsewhere?
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NGTM-1R knock yourself out.

Once I came up with the general concept, Miss Vasuda Prime 2332 from the Classics was a shoe in.
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I've actually entertained the idea of drawing freespace/wod ship girls some time now, but never really found the draw time to execute on it. I can now rest easy knowing that this hole in the market has been filled  :p
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Show me on the doll where the anthropomorphed anime girl touched you.
The place where a thousand ADMIRAL-SAAAAAANNNNNN doujins were spawned. :p

 

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Re: GTVA Kancolle or Slayer has a horrible sense of humor!
Actium looks like she's about to **** your **** up.
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Re: GTVA Kancolle or Slayer has a horrible sense of humor!
Yeah, I gotta admit Actium by far hits the most buttons for "this is a shipgirl picture I like".

Then again, my favorite pool over on the boorus is Danbooru's Kancolle - On Sortie and Expedition set, with the daily life of a shipgirl...i.e. out to sea and in action, not moe-ing about the base.
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Re: GTVA Kancolle or Slayer has a horrible sense of humor!
Are you limiting this to only GTVA ships? Because the Sathanas would lend itself really well to this sort of thing, just saying.

 

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Actium looks like she's about to **** your **** up.
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Re: GTVA Kancolle or Slayer has a horrible sense of humor!
I didn't realize my life was missing this until the moment I laid eyes upon it. :yes:
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Freespace Mechagirl anime is go
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It's been years since I've played fs2 and I know nothing of kancolle, but I could've sworn the Lemnos was a terran ship?

 

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Re: GTVA Kancolle or Slayer has a horrible sense of humor!
Well look at that, I totally derpped out :blah:.  I was asking around on IRC for famous ships and must have suffered a reading comprehension fail while looking at the responses.  Well I was originally planning on Dashor so lemme fix it.

EDIT>> Ravana Class added.
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Re: GTVA Kancolle or Slayer has a horrible sense of humor!
Okay gotta admit, going the Noh mask route for the Ravana was inspired. :yes: