Ha Ha Ha...
Anyway, heres a rathet naughty one...
The Veterinarian's Revenge
One hot July day, we found this old straggly cat at our door.
She was a sorry sight, starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny
and hair all matted down.
We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the
veterinarian. She had no name, so we decided to just name
her Pussy Cat. The vet decided to keep her for a day or so,
and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband, the complaining type, said to the vet, "OK,
but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." My husband and
my vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my hubby "El-Cheap-O",
and my hubby calls him "El-take O".
The next day, hubby had an appointment with his doctor, who
is located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of
people waiting to see the doctor (many of our friends and
neighbours).
The door opened and in popped the vet with a grin on his face,
and announces to my hubby, "Your wife's pussy is finally shaved
and clean. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think
she is pregnant. God only knows who the father is!", and then
he closed the door.
