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Offline Dark_4ce

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Reply #20 on: August 06, 2002, 04:33:57 pm
Or the one about the dyslexic cultist worshipping Santa?
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Reply #21 on: August 06, 2002, 04:38:38 pm
DNA - The National Dyslexic Association...
 

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Reply #22 on: August 06, 2002, 07:28:10 pm
How about the agnostic dyslexic amnesiac who stayed up all night pondering the existence of Dog? :lol:
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #23 on: August 06, 2002, 07:40:41 pm
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How about the agnostic dyslexic amnesiac who stayed up all night pondering the existence of Dog? :lol:


Oh yes! As dyslexic jokes go that's pretty inventive. :lol:


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Reply #24 on: August 06, 2002, 07:52:11 pm
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Oh yes! As dyslexic jokes go that's pretty inventive. :lol:


Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?".


Hmmm, how do I depict a near-violent groan?

Oh, I know!


GROAN!!!!!!!!!!!
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
  

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Reply #25 on: August 06, 2002, 08:02:12 pm
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Reply #26 on: August 06, 2002, 08:04:01 pm
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Hmmm, how do I depict a near-violent groan?

Oh, I know!


GROAN!!!!!!!!!!!


Heheheheh :D

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Ooooo I got hundreds of these :drevil:
 

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Reply #27 on: August 07, 2002, 05:49:14 am
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Heheheheh :D

Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.


Ooooo I got hundreds of these :drevil:


Oh, yes, YES!!! :lol: :lol: Keep 'em flowing!

Did you hear the one about the paranoid dyslexic. He kept on saying "I think I'm following somebody..."
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Reply #28 on: August 07, 2002, 06:08:17 am
Ever heard the one about the dyslexic president.... Oh wait, thats Bush...


*runs.*
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Reply #29 on: August 07, 2002, 06:42:48 am
Dyslexia and being illiterate are two very different things...
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Reply #30 on: August 07, 2002, 07:13:54 am
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Ever heard the one about the dyslexic president.... Oh wait, thats Bush...


*runs.*

No, no don't run. Actually, if you yelled something like that in a balloon above the white Hose, I'm sure I could organize you a medal of honour.
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Reply #31 on: August 07, 2002, 07:34:27 am
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No, no don't run. Actually, if you yelled something like that in a balloon above the white Hose, I'm sure I could organize you a medal of honour.


:D

*Calls up Richard Branson to borrow a balloon...*
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Reply #32 on: August 07, 2002, 08:58:25 am
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...And you would quite deserve it. There are 2 ways to go about telling someone that their post is near-incomprehensible, or that their grammar sucks, or that paragraphs are A1-SUPAR. The way you chose is the Wrong Way™. Laugh with people, not at them. It's a good rule of thumb ( :yes: ) for life in general, not just forums.


really?
is  myy grammar that bad?
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Reply #33 on: August 07, 2002, 09:01:42 am
wow look at me  i created a tell a story thread
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thanks for  posting all those  jokes
i got a idea lets  all zany and  post somthin about adrml bosch and his shivan buddy carl


one day carl was dressing into a space suit and bosch was outside chillin smoking his space crack when....
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Reply #34 on: August 07, 2002, 09:09:24 am
....this thread got locked? :rolleyes: ;)
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Reply #35 on: August 07, 2002, 09:12:57 am
...I smacked you across the face with the Dead Frozen Goat of Justice for putting this garbage on my turf?

Take this as a lesson, kids; Don't smoke crack and post.
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Reply #36 on: August 07, 2002, 12:33:29 pm
Can we smoke crack?... UHH... I mean post?... ;)
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Reply #37 on: August 07, 2002, 12:49:22 pm
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....this thread got locked? :rolleyes: ;)


Bingo!
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