You can count how many tits you see, and impress girls by reciting pi to the 78th digit. Then measure how much force you need to apply with your hand before the girl kicks you in the nuts for grabbing her boob. Then you can evaluate the bruse marks on your testicles and determine how much velocity was in her kick.
nah, that's too applied for my tastes; I'm a theory guy.

Besides, there is none of the good stuff (i.e. useless stuff) like elliptic theta functions or stieltjes constants involved...

Actually, since I can't use my main computer and therefore cannot play games, I will be doing math constantly for a few days...

Problem is, I cannot use Mathematica and a bunch of my math notes are stored as Mathematica files...

Girl(s):
bah, they look like crap.

why does everyone seem to have this fascination with girls? Instead,
this is much more captivating...
