Lets see...
1. Buy out Titus and Sierra.
2. Buy the rights to Star Trek and tell B&B to get stuffed.
3. Start a business selling modded comp cases with custom freespace ship shaped holes cut in the side.
4. Buy daveb some honeys since he can't seem to get any himself.

Guess women aren't keen on meen dressed up as a pirate from a 50's movie.

5. Buy myself an island and hold private parties there.
6. Buy the Playboy Mansion and move it to my island.

7. Build my own GTF Pegasus and fly around the universe.

8. Buy NASA and start a real GTA.

9. Buy out Sony and force them to release stuff in the US first.