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Offline Cannikin

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on: September 01, 2002, 01:45:02 am
I just found this on a message board. Makes sense doesn't it?

"Girls require time and money. Girls = Time x Money
And as we all know time is money. Time = Money
Therefore: Girls = Money x money = Money squared
And because money is the root of all evil: Money = square root of evil
Therefore: Girls = (square root of evil squared)
And we are forced to conclude: Girls = Evil"
 

Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #1 on: September 01, 2002, 01:54:46 am
Now everyone go tell your girlfriend that ;)
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Reply #2 on: September 01, 2002, 03:06:19 am
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Originally posted by Kamikaze
Now everyone go tell your girlfriend that ;)


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Offline Tiara

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Re: Girls defined mathematically
Reply #3 on: September 01, 2002, 03:27:23 am
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Originally posted by Cannikin
I just found this on a message board. Makes sense doesn't it?

"Girls require time and money. Girls = Time x Money
And as we all know time is money. Time = Money
Therefore: Girls = Money x money = Money squared
And because money is the root of all evil: Money = square root of evil
Therefore: Girls = (square root of evil squared)
And we are forced to conclude: Girls = Evil"


Boys require sex magazines and money. Boys = sex magazines x money
And as we all know sex magazines are lifeless. Sex magazines = lifeless
And because money is the root of all evil: Money = square root of evil
Therefor: boys = square root of evil x lifeless
Conclusion: boys = undead evil zombies
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #4 on: September 01, 2002, 03:31:16 am
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And we are forced to conclude: Girls = Evil"


Amen

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Conclusion: boys = undead evil zombies


Correction, Horny Zombies with great literary material ;7
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Offline Tiara

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Reply #5 on: September 01, 2002, 03:32:06 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar


Amen


Wrong word for a zombie... :doubt:

*sees Knight Templar melt*
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Offline Kellan

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Reply #6 on: September 01, 2002, 03:33:45 am
Oh Good God Please Stop.

Besides, it's love of money that's the root of all evil. Get your actually-scarily-true-Bible-verses correct. :p
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #7 on: September 01, 2002, 03:37:40 am
i guess in a way i am just a lil pissed.

I have still yet to have a good, romantic, relationship with a woman. All my prospects in up thinking of me as "friend" material or are just plain wierd.

Not that any of you care.....

W/e highschool starting back up in 3 days should have plenty of entertainment... untill then , fine literature it is! ;7 :D ;7
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Offline Shrike

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Re: Re: Girls defined mathematically
Reply #8 on: September 01, 2002, 03:58:24 am
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Originally posted by Tiara
Boys require sex magazines and money. Boys = sex magazines x money
And as we all know sex magazines are lifeless. Sex magazines = lifeless
And because money is the root of all evil: Money = square root of evil
Therefor: boys = square root of evil x lifeless
Conclusion: boys = undead evil zombies
Ha ha ha!  That's so funny!

......

Actually, it's not.

The girls=evil calculation is funny.  It plays on several old sayings.

Yours, unfortunately, doesn't.  I don't know if you made it up on the spot or what, but it looks like someone made up something merely as a rebuttal to the first one and didn't stop to think about making it actually involve humor.  Funny = good.  Trying to 'get back' at something pretty harmless and funny in an unfunny manner = bad.
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Offline SlipStream

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Reply #9 on: September 01, 2002, 04:24:51 am
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D



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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #10 on: September 01, 2002, 04:34:48 am
:lol: :lol: :lol:

tsk tsk tsk...

so sad..
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Offline Redfang

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Reply #11 on: September 01, 2002, 04:41:21 am
:lol: Shrike... :lol:
 
I've saw that original one though, and too many times. :p
 

Offline Whitelight

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Reply #12 on: September 01, 2002, 05:34:39 am
That`s funny, because my wife says that I am the evil one.. She also stated that she wears the pants in this family :(   not me :sigh:  Or am I letting her believe what she wants to believe:devil:  I`ll never tell:p
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Offline Top Gun

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Reply #13 on: September 01, 2002, 05:42:25 am
Oh No, don't let CP see this :eek:
 

Offline Zeronet

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Reply #14 on: September 01, 2002, 08:00:43 am
Yeah, money cant be evil, only the love of monkey is evil..
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Offline Nico

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Reply #15 on: September 01, 2002, 08:49:22 am
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Originally posted by Zeronet
Yeah, money cant be evil, only the love of monkey is evil..


:lol::lol::lol:
loving monkeys sure is evil :D
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Offline Fineus

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Reply #16 on: September 01, 2002, 08:55:12 am
Take that back :mad2:
  

Offline an0n

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Reply #17 on: September 01, 2002, 09:08:55 am
I made a variation of that that was soooo confusing. In essence if you could get Money, power, women, intelligence or looks, you'd inevitably get the other 4 and then all 5 would start to increase exponentially.
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Offline Tiara

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Reply #18 on: September 01, 2002, 09:10:13 am
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Originally posted by Thunder
:lol:

Take that back :mad2:


Talk about a mood change... :p
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Offline vyper

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Reply #19 on: September 01, 2002, 09:12:55 am
No, no, no - you're all wrong...

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Proof for "Girls=sex"

Girls=fun
fun=happiness
happiness=peace and love
peace and love = "free love"
"free love" = sex

Q.E.D GIRLS = SEX

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A less offensive, more nice, and coincidentally less amusing, version of the above can be said as follows:

Girls=fun
fun=happiness
therefore girls=happiness
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