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Offline Pegasus V

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Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
on: September 04, 2002, 11:58:20 pm
How bloody stupid!! hehe :lol:

Read the opinions towards the bottom! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Offline Redfang

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Reply #1 on: September 05, 2002, 12:02:57 am
Saw it... too funny though. :lol:
  

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #2 on: September 05, 2002, 12:03:12 am
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features a grooved stick and handle for easy riding. Enhancing the excitement are the vibrating effects and magical swooping and whooshing sounds


My my, not properly "educating" our kids until 5th grade, but we are allowed to "stimulate" and vibrate them all we want. I'm sure i know soem people that wouldn't mind one o' those ;7
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Reply #3 on: September 05, 2002, 12:07:34 am
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toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.


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my son, Vantro.


:wtf:  Vantro? i thought that was the company that made a part of the toy at first. what the hell kind of name is Vantro?

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Seen the movie 32 times (in the theaters) and made the paper.


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My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!


You know she's a naughty one ;7 ;7
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Reply #4 on: September 05, 2002, 12:19:23 am
Seen it a dozen times already.  Still funny tho. :D
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Reply #5 on: September 05, 2002, 12:22:58 am
17 year old daughter!? that invokes suspicion.... lots of it.

*girl knocks on bathroom*

"sissy, can i have my harry potter broom back?"

"not yet "

*girl hears noises from bathroom*

"are you ok, sissy?"

"hugh, ugh, un, ugh"

"sissy?"


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Reply #6 on: September 05, 2002, 03:12:40 am
Oh... MY... GOD! ROTFLMAO! :lol::lol::lol:

Those opinions are hilarious... 17 years old daughter likes it too... now doesn't that raise any suspicions :lol:
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Reply #7 on: September 05, 2002, 06:27:32 am
well... why not lol
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Reply #8 on: September 05, 2002, 06:43:56 am
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Originally posted by Kamikaze
17 year old daughter!? that invokes suspicion.... lots of it.

*girl knocks on bathroom*

"sissy, can i have my harry potter broom back?"

"not yet "

*girl hears noises from bathroom*

"are you ok, sissy?"

"hugh, ugh, un, ugh"

"sissy?"


;):p


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Reply #9 on: September 05, 2002, 07:07:07 am
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Originally posted by Kamikaze
17 year old daughter!? that invokes suspicion.... lots of it.

*girl knocks on bathroom*

"sissy, can i have my harry potter broom back?"

"not yet "

*girl hears noises from bathroom*

"are you ok, sissy?"

"hugh, ugh, un, ugh"

"sissy?"


;):p

 
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Reply #10 on: September 05, 2002, 07:12:30 am
*Buries face in palms and groans*  What were these people on when they made that toy?
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Reply #11 on: September 05, 2002, 09:30:03 am
Daaaaaaamnnn...
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Reply #12 on: September 05, 2002, 10:10:08 am
Manufacturer's age: 8 and up.

so the guys who though this up were older than 8. Gee, what a relief.


oh, that doesn't mean that...
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #13 on: September 05, 2002, 12:52:56 pm
What about those Jar Jar binks dolls that allegedly have all the correct... orifices, and young children were screwing them?
 

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Reply #14 on: September 05, 2002, 04:14:41 pm
At least, er, they can't catch anything off of it......
 

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Reply #15 on: September 05, 2002, 04:25:05 pm
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Originally posted by Petrarch of th VBB
and young children were screwing them?

What the hell were young children screwing them for? Shouldn't they just think nothing of it if they're that young... unless they have older brothers/sisters that were screwing them...

Oh this is just stupid :lol:
 

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Reply #16 on: September 05, 2002, 05:04:42 pm
this is a very, very sick toy, and it's obviously meant for adults as well


i mean, since when does a broomstick VIBRATE!?!?!? not even in the movies i don't believe!
 

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Reply #17 on: September 05, 2002, 05:09:35 pm
I... I can't think of anything to say that would make this any funnier.
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Reply #18 on: September 05, 2002, 05:16:15 pm
this is disturbing
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Reply #19 on: September 05, 2002, 05:52:03 pm
i think i'm gonna be rumor for a second:

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