[diamondgeezer]

Today has been a most excellent day for Diamond Geezer, CEO of GeezerSoft UK and Worldwide. So far, I have done five amazing things:

1. Blagged not one but two overdraft extensions from two seperate banks in under ten minutes

2. Given some money to a random tramp

3. Eaten a three course breakfast at the Golden Arches

4. Gotten a taxi ride home

5. Collecting from the Post Office a promtional Euphoria LP. That's right, mother-fcuking vinyl!

As you can see, I need to do two more things before I can have dinner at Miliways. Suggestions?

[aldo_14]

6/Sucessfully buy and resell a Big Issue with a 200% markup, then donate the profits to charity.

7/Find a pigeon with a full set of toes (note - this may be easier to do in some cities than in Glasgow - if so, find an albino pigeon)

And on the side - jammy b@stard - 2 overdrafts?

[delta_7890]

[Knight Templar]

is this written in European or something because i do not comprehend at all... no entiendo, como si dice en ingles' por favor

[Galemp]

10.) Convince Interplay to give up the rights to FS3?

Well, I get it.

[delta_7890]

Originally posted by GalacticEmperor

Well, I get it.

Mind telling me what it's about?  ^^;;

[delta_7890]

Double post...damnit.

[aldo_14]

all make's perfect sense to me.

[Sandwich]

<--- never read Douglas Adams.

[CODEDOG ND]

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by Sandwich
<--- never read Douglas Adams.

Eh?  What's that got to do with it?

[beatspete]

yeah, i understand it all... spelling is a bit off in some places... typing errors.

'Blagged' may cause trouble for some non-britons... and a " promtional Euphoria LP" may confuse some people who arent really into euphoric trance... and some people may not know what the big issue is... but still.





I saw an albino pigeon once.  Its was cool.

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by beatspete

I saw an albino pigeon once.  Its was cool.

There's one that lives about the Central College of Commerce / Strathclyde Union in Glasgow... i'll try and get a pic when I'm back at uni.

After all, an albino pigeon is something for prosperity

[Petrarch of the VBB]

How can anyone not have read Douglas Adams?!?

BTW, why not just photo a Dove?

[Martinus]

Originally posted by diamondgeezer
That's right, mother-fcuking vinyl!

HLP is not authorised to p1mp French connection UK™ or any of its subsiduary companies including but not limited to LP manufacturers.

This has been an abstract public service announcement.

[Knight Templar]

<--- never read Douglas Adams.

i neeed to get around to that, at least that's what my friend keeps telling me....

i think i'll just sit in the corner and hum "California Luv"

[Stryke 9]

Originally posted by Knight Templar
is this written in European or something?[/I]

[Styxx]

Erm, riiight...