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Offline Hellstryker

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #100 on: May 20, 2008, 03:38:04 pm
Because derek smart went to sleep after eating 42 tons of penis sausage as opposed to his usual 7...
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #101 on: May 21, 2008, 08:15:09 am
We interrupt this story to bring you an urgent newsflash from hard-light station deck nine, cargo hold J with our on the spot reporter. . . .
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Offline Hellstryker

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #102 on: May 21, 2008, 08:23:34 am
Where several boxes labeled headz have just been found...
 

Offline Unknown Target

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #103 on: May 21, 2008, 08:47:54 am
Administrators are urging any Hard Light residents near or on Deck Nine to stay indoors, as...
 

Offline haloboy100

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #104 on: May 21, 2008, 09:21:45 am
thousands of Vasudans are trampling each other for teh headz...
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #105 on: May 21, 2008, 11:55:13 am
...and Vasudan Admiral has deployed his ships in an attempt to capture the installation...
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #106 on: May 21, 2008, 12:03:08 pm
News just in.. .. .. .. Carl has been sighted, if anyone sees carl contact Snail as he has a stockpile of deep dried bunny lunches for this sort of emergency. An anti - Zod nervegas will be released by the moderators sho-:headz: <the news room has fallen the Zod hordes. Save yourself>
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
http://badges.steamprofile.com/profile/default/steam/76561198011784807.png
 

Offline Gortef

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #107 on: May 21, 2008, 12:57:04 pm
... and after the news our program continue with...
Habeeb it...
 

Offline Tyrian

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #108 on: May 21, 2008, 03:04:21 pm
...The 24 hour George W. Bush Channel, showing non-stop...

EDIT:  Forgot the hour...
« Last Edit: May 21, 2008, 06:32:06 pm by Tyrian »
Want to be famous?  Click here and become a playing card!!!

Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...
 

Offline Hellstryker

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #109 on: May 21, 2008, 05:10:31 pm
Bombardment of Vasuda prime...
 

Offline Scuddie

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #110 on: May 21, 2008, 05:14:30 pm
...with halibut and cod, which causes the...
Bunny stole my signature :(.

Sorry boobies.
 

Offline haloboy100

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #111 on: May 21, 2008, 05:40:29 pm
space-time continuum to be torn in half, resulting in...
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

Offline Scuddie

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #112 on: May 21, 2008, 06:09:27 pm
...me eating fried chicken...
Bunny stole my signature :(.

Sorry boobies.
 

Offline Tyrian

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #113 on: May 21, 2008, 06:34:32 pm
As he was eating, he found a mini D3r3k Sm4rt at the bottom of his KFC bucket...
Want to be famous?  Click here and become a playing card!!!

Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...
 

Offline Excalibur

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #114 on: May 21, 2008, 07:15:39 pm
Which was holding a 50m long pice of papaer that contained Tyrian's signature... ;)
And promptly began to destroy everything it saw...
His legacy will last until the beginning.
 

Offline Hellstryker

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #115 on: May 21, 2008, 07:44:50 pm
Having hijacked Scud's computer, he promptly began work on FreeSpace 3...

 :eek2:
 

Offline Aardwolf

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #116 on: May 21, 2008, 08:03:33 pm
Which caused the universe to end. A second time.
 

Offline haloboy100

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #117 on: May 21, 2008, 08:05:22 pm
Meanwhile, in the 3rd parallel universe..
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

Offline Tyrian

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #118 on: May 21, 2008, 08:18:19 pm
...My massive signature saved everyone from being reduced to sub-atomic particles so that...
Want to be famous?  Click here and become a playing card!!!

Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #119 on: May 22, 2008, 04:43:38 am
...nuke could blow them all up...
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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