Originally posted by Bobboau
well with a name like superman, he's going to be squeaky clean, what you want is "Super Fucking Hardass Man", man of steal, **** that he's the man of depleeted Uranium, not only stronger but if you hang out with him long enough you'll become sterile and get cancer, simply by being in his proximity, and that's the way he likes it.
there he goes, if you listen carefully you can hear his battle cry...
"FUCK JOO!!!"
Nah, what you want is "Juggernaut Man", man of collapsed-core molybden,
and no pussy-ass laser pointers in his eyes, he got BFreds.
And his battle cry? "BEAMS-FREE-ALL!"
