[TheVirtu]

128. Command tells you to take off your clothes and press yourself up to the window of your fighter to distract the enemy juggernaut.

"You mean you want us to pull our pants down and moon these bastards?"

[WMCoolmon]

Originally posted by X-Files Addict
128. Command tells you to take off your clothes and press yourself up to the window of your fighter to distract the enemy juggernaut.

129) Khonsu II commisions another bold and ambitious new project-the GTVA Gigantic

130) As you're getting onboard your fighter, you notice a small label on your shield generator that reads,"Not to be used in an actual combat situation

131) Command decides to "beta test" its new 'Combat Recording and Evaluation Equipment Planner', in its new and improved version-3.1

[Galemp]

132.) Your Medusa tailgunner is Marvin the Paranoid Android.

[Stryke 9]

133. Your Medusa tailgunner is a chimpanzee.

[LtNarol]

134. You fly a Medusa

[Redfang]

Originally posted by LtNarol
134. You fly a Medusa

 
135. You fly a Loki, or an Osiris.

[Vortex]

Originally posted by Redfang

 
135. You fly a Loki, or an Osiris.

Hey Loki is cool, Osiris on the other hand...

[Boct1584]

136) Alpha 1: Command, WTF happened to my squad?
Command: Umm, they got into the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters. You'll have to fight alone.

[beatspete]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
133. Your Medusa tailgunner is a chimpanzee.

137.  In light of this, you choose an Ursa.  Unfortantly it's tailgunner is Stevie Wonder.

138.  Ok alpha 1, since its only your 3rd mission, we're givving you something easy - destroy the Iceni - in a myrmadon.

139.  The shivans turn up a supsiciouisly short amount of time after you signed on, and you only wanted to fight the NTF.

140.  Due to your excellent service history, you have been chosen as the first pilot to test out a new jump drive.  It doesnt need nodes to do intersystem.  Only problem is, we can't actaully dictate where it goes, you'll just have to hope whatever random point in the universe it picks is quite close to a gtva ship, or your screwed.
Good luck alpha 1.

[Corsair]

141. Alpha 1, we're going to let you and three other bombers attempt to take out the Sathanas's four BFReds while the Collossus, with its fighter complement of 20 squadrons, BFGreens the Sath. Oh yeah. And the Collossus is not going to launch any of those 20 squadrons to reinforce your position.

[beatspete]

142.  Instead of getting a real medal for saving the Universe from the shivans, you get a picture of one on a computer screen.

Wow, i have 30 of the 142 reasons on here.

pete