[Knight Templar]

trick gum. one stick and you're addicted to heroin

[Stryke 9]

Heeey, they make heroin in chewable form now???

Wouldn't that be cool? I can just see it... cross between Trainspotting and the school playground. Maybe Nickelodeon can make a dumb TV show based on it.

EDIT: Just remembered- out here it wouldn't change much, anyway. I'm damn POSITIVE I saw one of those little rats shooting up under the slide the other day. And they wouldn't even share...


Anyway. If you don't have easy access to high explosives, pitchblende, or industrial quantities of blood, your best bet is to think like a performance artist. You know those little tripod things they put in the centers of pizzas? One of your classmates, no matter what high school you go to, will work at a pizza place. Get him to get 500 of those babies, and lay them upside-down over the entire front lawn. TH=hat sort of thing.

That, or declare the school building an independent Communist nation, and recruit your class to fortify it. If the UN refuses to admit you, embargo the leading nations and declare war on Russia, claiming that they are backsliders. Draft a constitution declaring yourself Premier or Dictator-For-Life, whichever title suits, and be sure to have an entourage of your more loyal friends about at all times. If you can get crops to grow on the land you have, put the middle-schoolers to work- otherwise, liberate the nearest supermarket. It's not likely you'll be able to get nuclear capabilities on the scale you'll have, but keep an eye out for any kid who catches a cold- schools are great for developing bioweapons. On a regular basis, conduct purges of those seditionists who secretly or overtly support a return to capitalism, execute a few as a warning, and exile the rest to the janitor's closet for life- feeding them is optional.
Keep in mind that little kids make ideal cannon fodder, if it comes to a government showdown, and that as a last resort you can light them on fire and launch them at hostile forces via catapult.

[heretic]

can't remember where I heard this one:


get 4 pigs. number them 1, 2, 3, and 5.

the joke is having everyone search for pig number 4.

[Knight Templar]

Suck it up sucka phish!

[Stryke 9]

Why would anyone be looking for your pigs? Why would they care how many pigs you had? How would you make it to the "getting everyone to look for #4" stage if you brought a bunch of pigs to school?

See, you have to consider these things. Like, if you declare the school an independent nation, you have to be sure that your AAA defenses are up-to-date, and capable of tracking supersonic bombers, such as an industrialized nation like the US has, and likely will use. And to supply the populace with a large quantity of entertaining propoganda, to keep them imagining you are benevolent and that government officials and hired mercs aren't going to take their lunch money by force to pay for ballistic missiles and make them do slave labor at the farming collective.

[heretic]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
Why would anyone be looking for your pigs? Why would they care how many pigs you had? How would you make it to the "getting everyone to look for #4" stage if you brought a bunch of pigs to school?
 

my god, do you not understand it?

[Stryke 9]

Unless this is some kind of twisted reference to "this little piggy", I think I do.

[Knight Templar]

Hey did your lil pinky piggy go to the market to buy Roast Beef? Mine did, and i was scared as hell. If he could eat his own kind, who knows how safe i am?


3 pigs in a blanket, where's the fourth one?

[Stryke 9]

[looks down to discover that he has three toes, and that the third one from the big toe is looking abnormally fat]

[Knight Templar]

[Black Wolf]

Originally posted by Knight Templar
Hey did your lil pinky piggy go to the market to buy Roast Beef? Mine did, and i was scared as hell. If he could eat his own kind, who knows how safe i am?

lol, pigs are pork dude.

Anyway, here is my current list of stuff to do (not that this is a final list, so keep the ideas coming )

Batteries in the toilets - Oh yeah

Weather Balloon - If we can get one, we're doing this.

Frozen Shaving Cream - Yes, yes, possibly inside the weather balloon, though I doubt that'd work for the expanding trick, more as a space filler - something easier to carry than water, but will still explode outwards. More likely as a last day present for my geography teacher. :devilidea:

Independent communist nation - This idea apppeals to me, but I doubt I'd get any willing assailants. And my schools AAA defenses are definitely out of date.

Oh, and no Pizza place workers. We have one, family owned, independent Pizza store in my cruddy little town, who don't even have small plastic things.

[beatspete]

If possible, try wedging a door closed.  You know the wooden wedges you get?  Try making a smaller version that will fit under selected door without being seen.  Make 2 so the door can't be pushed in either direction.
Plant wedges a few minutes before the lunch bell or the end of the school day.

...watch the confusion/panic/mad crush that ensues.

[heretic]

Originally posted by beatspete
If possible, try wedging a door closed.  You know the wooden wedges you get?  Try making a smaller version that will fit under selected door without being seen.  Make 2 so the door can't be pushed in either direction.
Plant wedges a few minutes before the lunch bell or the end of the school day.

...watch the confusion/panic/mad crush that ensues.

if you put a wedge on both sides, you'd end up stuck inside the room....

[Stryke 9]

... And thus wouldn't get expected! You'd have an alibi!

Except, of course, that it would only work if the door opened outwards, and you wouldn't be able to get the outward-facing wedge in from the inside.

[an0n]

Dip all the toilet rolls in weak Sodium Hydroxide, leave them to dry, then put them back on the roll thingies.

Put vast amounts of laxitives in any well-used food or drinks dispenser, then flood/jam/burn/explode all the toilets. Or better yet, smear *expletive* across the seat, so they either have to crap themselves or wipe down the seat (probably still **** themselves) and get someone elses poop/man-juice all over their ass.

If you can steal some caesium from the chem-labs, drop a big-ass chunk of it in each toilet. KABOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!

Get about 50,000 power-balls and drop them simultaneously off the roof at break/lunch/end-O-school. WARNING: May cause severe death, serious injury or concussion. But it's still funny as hell.

Cover all the toilet seats in nail-polish remover, link them all with a trail of NPR and light it. Very cool effect. Can also be done while stalls are occupied. You can tone it down and just do a circle around each toilet and light one whenever someone goes into the stall. VERY funny.

[Stryke 9]

Dude, if you're going for the explosives angle, just inject a full, closed soda can with nitroglycerine, plug thehole so nobody notices, and leave it to sit, preferably in a fridge. When someone tries to steal it, the little jolt of CO2 escaping that happens when you first open a can will be plenty.

That, or vial of sulfuric acid with a non-acid-safe cork, inverted over some potassium chloride. Guerilla time bomb. Run like hell.

[Sandwich]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
That, or vial of sulfuric acid with a non-acid-safe cork, inverted over some potassium chloride. Guerilla time bomb. Run like hell.

Heh - that reminds me of the time-delayed road-side bomb we'd make in the army. Basically you take a fragmentation grenade, stand it up in a tupperware container of water so that the water reaches 2/3rds of the way to the top, and stick it in the freezer. Once the water's frozen, take it out of the freezer, place it somewhere, and remove the grenade's pin. The ice will now be the only thing holding the grenade's lever in place, and eventually, as long as you're not at the north pole...

[Stryke 9]

Cool. I'd think that the water would somehow interfere with the grenade, but that is a pretty good idea.

The time bomb was part of the "incendiary" chapter in a Cuban revolutionary warfare manual. Got some great **** in there, and most of it's the sort of thing you can make in your kitchen (well, provided your kitchen has gunpowder), and it's perfect for pranks (if by "pranks" you mean localized armed insurrections). Stuff like tucking a lit cigarette in a book of matches, and laying it on a stack of papers in a room with a lot of flammables. At one point, I even found a diagram showing how to booby-trap a (thick) porn magazine.

[an0n]

As far as timers/delays go, you can't beat cigarette-based trigger charges.

[beatspete]

Originally posted by heretic



if you put a wedge on both sides, you'd end up stuck inside the room....

Intersting point...  I was visuallising blocking the door  at the front stairs of my school, and my school (with its crazy architecture) is hexagonal... so i would just make my escape down the back stairs.
Ideally, choose a corridor.  You are less likely to be seen doing it, there is usually a way of escaping from both sides, and the flow of people is generally greater.

...use 2 people.