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Offline Stryke 9

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Computer pranks don't qualify. People do those on their own so much that schools secure the computers to the point of uselessness as a habit.

If people tend to jam the locks on their lockers at school, just stay after and unjam them all. Nobody'll remember their combination. Someone did this at my school a week or so ago- they still haven't caught him, even though he's told my entire class (and thus most of the school by extension via small-town effect).

 

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People do those on their own so much that schools secure the computers to the point of uselessness as a habit.


They do a pretty bad job at it, too. :p :D

 

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A-men to that!

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Dammit, where's an 'evil cackle' emoticon when you need one?

 

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Actually, it was really funny what they did with the computers in my school; they put in all kinds of security crap so that the computer take 10+ minutes to start up, any user input would have a delayed response, and so on; they disabled the start menu and ctrl-alt-del too. The funny thing was that you could just go into VC++ (or any other program) and the standard windows open file dialog let you manipulate anything on the hard drive as well as the entire network of machines. :D

 

Offline Stryke 9

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Bwahahaaa.

Mine, it actually has a fairly competent security man (unlike the computer I'm working on- this site was actually on the "restricted" list, but he left the list so I could modify it), but the Microsoft security routines suck. You can't change the desktop, but you can wipe the hard disk.:D

 

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Drop 9V batteries in all the urinals. Everytime someone pisses on one they'll get a helluva surprise.


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Does that really work??? :wtf:
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Well,  what i did was that i changed all the settings of the network of the classroom,  no one could print anything,  go to the internet,  and other stuff.  and the security fortress was active.   They never knew who was and they had a bad time to fix it.   :lol:

:ha: :ha: :ha:

Those pice of crapy computers,  to start windows its like 6 minutes,  to shutdown is like 4 minutes.
:p :p  :p

 

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If any doors have ights next to them, connect the wires to the door handles.

If there are any braille signs, file them off.

Put expanding foam anywhere you like OR cause a can of it to explode!

Freeze a can of shaving foam, cut off the can, leaving only the block of foam. Put the block in an airtight container (some car gloveboxes work). wait, after an hour or two the foam qwill defrost but not expand. when the box is opened... fssssshhhhh!

 

Offline Redfang

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I formatted one computer at school many many years ago... hmm, don't know if they managed to put it to work again, it at least might had cost a bit.
 
That an0n's 9V thing would be fun. :D

 

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Place some big stink bombs with little detonators iside the school's air vents and detonate them from your home while you are taking "A day off". ;7

 

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Does that really work??? :wtf:


Quite well actually :)

Only, if the urinal is flooded the battery might start to smoke or it could explode.

 

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...have you a common room for year 12's at school? Something i've heard about to trash it for next year's lot, is hide raw fish around the place.  If you have suspended ceiling tiles, then hide the odd whole makrel above them.  Within a few hours, the place will stink.
For a wider area affect, look into emptying a can of tuna in brine water into the air conditioning/ventilation system of the school.

...unscrew assorted chair legs around the school, so that when people sit on them the chairs collapse.

...Other things to put in exhaust pipes for cars include eggs (which should fire out th eback) and, if you are in a particularly vengful mood, use pollyfiller to expand in the exhaust pipe, and blow the engine.

...one of my most entertaining (yet childish) games at school, is, for when someone leaves the class for a short period of time, to turn upside down everything on their desk: books, pencil case, chair, computer keyboard and mouse.
This could easily be transformed to a larger scale.  With a small group of friends, pick a classroom, then turn over everything you can.  Chairs, desks, tables, even filling cabinates and shelves if you can.  The beauty of this, is that you leave it as neat as you found it.  Its not about destruction, its about confusion. ;)

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Offline CP5670

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...unscrew assorted chair legs around the school, so that when people sit on them the chairs collapse.


Someone did this once in several of the classrooms here at the end of the last school year; it was really weird, since as the students entered the classroom and sat on the chairs, they all began to collapse, and for a while nobody could figure out what was going on. :D

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Drop 9V batteries in all the urinals. Everytime someone pisses on one they'll get a helluva surprise.


I love this one... :D :D

 

Offline Stryke 9

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I remember, a couple years back, this one time when we were gettin lectured in class. The teacher was sitting in one of those cheap office chairs, the kind where the wheels come off if you pick it up, and this one crack-head kid was sitting next to him. About halfway into the lecture, the kid leaned forward and handed the teacher a metal pole. The teacher stoped, took it from him (with a wierd look), put it on the table, and continued. A minute later, same ting with some kind of screw. And again. Finally, just as the teacher was reaching some kind of dramatic climax, he leaned back and the chair, minus all of its screws, collapsed under him.:D

 

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The guy gave the teacher the screws and he didn't even see what they were? :wtf: :lol: :D :D

 

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I still think the 9V in the toilet would be good. I'll have to try that.

 

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