[Unknown Target]

Anybody got any that WON'T get you arrested/kicked out of school/deported/killed?

[Stryke 9]

Starting a pan-school crime syndicate, uniting all the bullies (for extortion), people who sell term papers and tests, and the drug dealers? If you go to a public school, I'm sure that you and the powers-that-be could come to an understanding, if you took a consideration for their low paychecks...

Fact is, you'd probably never get caught, if you were at all careful. Prank, vengeance against the school, AND a source of income!

[Levyathan]

Get a Uzi with plenty ammo. Shoot everyone in the school, then shoot yourself in the head.

I'd laugh.

[an0n]

It's been done.

A more original idea would be to set a small incindiary devices onto the spark-plugs of the principals car, then trail some fuse/slow-combustables to the petrol tank, to which there would be attached several large high-explosive charges with shaped dishes so as to direct blast force towards approproate areas. Then once the car is a km or so from the school......KABOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!

[Stryke 9]

Or just take the bolts off of some of the wheels. More fun, that way.

[Unknown Target]

Just steal the car

[kode]

Originally posted by beatspete
...have you a common room for year 12's at school? Something i've heard about to trash it for next year's lot, is hide raw fish around the place.  If you have suspended ceiling tiles, then hide the odd whole makrel above them.  Within a few hours, the place will stink.
For a wider area affect, look into emptying a can of tuna in brine water into the air conditioning/ventilation system of the school.

 

bah! I know the thing that's even worse. In sweden we have a special fish dish called "surströmming", translatable to something like "sour fish" (so I don't know the english name for that kind of fish). Anyway... it's packed in tin cans, and upon opening (which any smart being does only when the can is fully submerged in water) it emits the most terrible stench known to mankind. The fish isn't rotten, but it is on that side of tastelessness. People actually eats this. With a can of that fish in a room, it doesn't take five minutes before the whole room is filled with the "wonderful aroma"... The fluid it is packed with also has that smell.

[Vertigo1]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
I remember, a couple years back, this one time when we were gettin lectured in class. The teacher was sitting in one of those cheap office chairs, the kind where the wheels come off if you pick it up, and this one crack-head kid was sitting next to him. About halfway into the lecture, the kid leaned forward and handed the teacher a metal pole. The teacher stoped, took it from him (with a wierd look), put it on the table, and continued. A minute later, same ting with some kind of screw. And again. Finally, just as the teacher was reaching some kind of dramatic climax, he leaned back and the chair, minus all of its screws, collapsed under him.

Are you serious?!  Ohhh man!  I'd pay to see that live.

[Vertigo1]

If you REALLY want to get a teacher good, soak everything in the room with water.  Then put baking soda in the air vents when there isn't any air blowing.  Then turn the A/C on as low as it'll go and get the hell out!

One time a teacher gave out shaving gel as a christmas gift.  I kept that till april fools.  Right when Biology was over and everyone left for lunch, I took my time getting ready.  When everyone left, I went ballistic.  I put some on the board saying "Chris wuz here".  Then I put some of it on the back of the teacher's chair (specifically where he'd grab it to pull it out).  He even had a roll of paper towels out.  I sprayed the rest of the contents of the can on them.

At the end of the day, he said I was in "big trouble" then he laughed his ass off.

[Vertigo1]

Ooooh, I just thought of a good one.  Remember the old paper blast caps that kids put in toy guns?  Not the circular ones, but the flat kind.  Put some of those in the top frame of a door-way and gently close the door.  The next time someone closes the door, they'll get a loud suprise.