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Offline Righteous1

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Reply #60 on: September 30, 2002, 04:21:14 pm
Here's a suggestion for something a bit simpler and just as effective.  You should be able to paint that room of yours in short order.  :D

Materials:

Fruit Cocktail (or similar fruit) (Use a blender if you really want a mess!)
Yeast (you can get it at the grocery store)
2 liter bottle with lid

Mix fruit Cocktail and yeast and fill the bottle.  Put the lid on and tighten.

Leave the bottle sitting in an inconspicuous spot at room temperature.  Within 1-5 hrs, the room will be painted with fruit cocktail!

Note:  this actually happened in a college dorm room.  The occupants were attempting to make wine and neglected to allow the mixture to breathe.
 

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Reply #61 on: September 30, 2002, 04:27:42 pm
... on a similar note of drinks bottle based weapons, find a plastic bottle of between 500ml and 3 litres.  Make sure it has a cap that will easilly twist off, Evian mineral water bottles are very good for this.  Take the empty bottle and hold it in you hand (or between thighs for a larger bottle), squeeze, aim, and quickly twist of the lid, without really holding it too much.  If you get it right, the lid will rifle of at a great speed ;)
With good technique and a good bottle, the lid will go for about 5 meters before slowing down due to air resistance. Generally, when they land, they are still spining quickly.
Its a great trick to play on unsuspecting people. "hey look at this bottle" *pop*

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Reply #62 on: September 30, 2002, 04:40:43 pm
'Course, if they actually DO look at a bottle when someone tells them to in high school, you can probably get them to do any number of things...:D
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Reply #63 on: September 30, 2002, 04:56:29 pm
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Cool. I'd think that the water would somehow interfere with the grenade, but that is a pretty good idea. :D


Nope - a typical frag. grenade is a completely solid bit of metal except for the hole in the top where the detonation mechanisim goes.
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Reply #64 on: September 30, 2002, 05:03:55 pm
Hmmm... A thread about practical jokes, and we're discussing ways to set time bombs. I love the internet!:D
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Reply #65 on: September 30, 2002, 05:22:31 pm
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I love the internet!:D


I prefer the word "appreciate", personally. :p
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #66 on: September 30, 2002, 06:47:03 pm
WOOT!!!! I APPRECIATE THE INTERNET!!!!
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Reply #67 on: September 30, 2002, 07:05:35 pm
I have a good idea for a scam. Organize them a slumber party at school. When they are taking a nap, provoke Carl and throw him in. That would scare the pants of them.
 

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Reply #68 on: September 30, 2002, 07:08:30 pm
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I have a good idea for a scam. Organize them a slumber party at school. When they are taking a nap, provoke Carl and throw him in. That would scare the pants of them.


hmmmmmmmm.....

/me thinks that would get millions of negative response... espcially at high/middle schools ;7
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Reply #69 on: September 30, 2002, 07:49:24 pm
:snipe:
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Reply #70 on: September 30, 2002, 08:33:03 pm
:eek3:
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Reply #71 on: September 30, 2002, 10:32:18 pm
See if you can create a shortcut to somewhere. That's how we got around a lot of our schools security.
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Reply #72 on: September 30, 2002, 10:47:39 pm
Curious yet?
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Reply #73 on: October 01, 2002, 12:42:10 am
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I prefer the word "appreciate", personally. :p

Yes, sometimes you can have too much of a good thing...:nervous:
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Reply #74 on: October 01, 2002, 05:12:34 am
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hehe high school slumber party, i wouldn't mind having some slumber with a few girls at my high school ;7


That sounds like a very good idea! ;7 :thepimp: Too bad I am on the holiday.
 

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Reply #75 on: October 01, 2002, 06:04:02 am
sorry to the bore here...

but most of thise pranks involve vandalism it seems....
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Reply #76 on: October 01, 2002, 06:05:19 am
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WOOT!!!! I APPRECIATE THE INTERNET!!!!


:lol:
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Reply #77 on: October 01, 2002, 06:35:19 am
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sorry to the bore here...

but most of thise pranks involve vandalism it seems....


mine don't :D
 

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Reply #78 on: October 01, 2002, 09:56:30 am
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but most of thise pranks involve vandalism it seems....


Only 33% of my suggestions invlolve vandalism.
16.5% Involve projectiles.
33% involve compressed air.
16.5% involve wedging wood places
16.5% involve fish.
33% involve furnature.

Intresting facts for you.

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Reply #79 on: October 01, 2002, 10:30:13 am
How about a dab of Ben-Gay on each football players Jockstraps?

Then invite the school to that days practice...
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