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Offline Tiara

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on: October 13, 2002, 12:24:25 pm
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



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Reply #1 on: October 13, 2002, 12:32:01 pm
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Myth: But everyone's doing it!
Reality: Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't masturbate.

Gee, what a relief
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I'm sure that the number of 4-year-olds and 70-year-olds combined is bigger than 5% in America.

Now I don't want to jump to conclusions, but...

Unfortunate thing is, if Bush read this website, I'm quite sure he'd actually think of adapting this.
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Reply #2 on: October 13, 2002, 12:34:05 pm
There are no words...

   President Bush can have my Photos when he prys them from my cold dead hands! :nervous:
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Reply #3 on: October 13, 2002, 12:55:00 pm
Actually, this would be a pretty good idea to implement for different reasons... :D ;7
 

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Reply #4 on: October 13, 2002, 01:05:54 pm
Only America could come up with this and take it seriously :rolleyes:
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #5 on: October 13, 2002, 01:07:33 pm
eh... check the webpage. They aren't taking it seriously
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Reply #6 on: October 13, 2002, 01:14:52 pm
I masturbated while reading that so :ha:










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Offline Tiara

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Reply #7 on: October 13, 2002, 01:44:08 pm
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Originally posted by Bri_Dog
I masturbated while reading that so :ha:


You know....... You didn't have to tell that...

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Reply #8 on: October 13, 2002, 01:59:00 pm
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eh... check the webpage. They aren't taking it seriously

But someone will. That's the problem with having a large country - lots of room for stupidity.

England on the other hand just has it crushed into a small space ;)
 

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Reply #9 on: October 13, 2002, 02:03:58 pm
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Originally posted by Thunder

But someone will. That's the problem with having a large country - lots of room for stupidity.

England on the other hand just has it crushed into a small space ;)


Come to England, more stupidity per square mile than a country 1,000,000 time it's size.

I think roughly half of that comes from Stourport.
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Reply #10 on: October 13, 2002, 02:10:12 pm
Ignorance and stupidity in the UK can all be tracked back to Portsmouth.

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Reply #11 on: October 13, 2002, 02:12:12 pm
Ah yes... the old half-life spray decal:

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Reply #12 on: October 13, 2002, 08:37:23 pm
Oh God... :lol:
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Reply #13 on: October 13, 2002, 08:46:27 pm
Thunder - that's not the official WH page, the whitehouse webpage is a .gov
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Reply #14 on: October 13, 2002, 09:26:27 pm
lol...that is funny...
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Reply #15 on: October 13, 2002, 10:07:10 pm
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Thunder - that's not the official WH page, the whitehouse webpage is a .gov


Jeeze, whassup wit these Brits? So, so, guilable


heh my computer class in middle school all thought  China was going to take over the world when they "hacked" the "whitehouse wepage" with "we nchinese, we play joke, we go pee-pee in your coke! hahaha hoe you like us now Mr. Big Dick Clinton!"




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Reply #16 on: October 13, 2002, 10:28:13 pm
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but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason.


Would it be considered "wasting" it if I did it in someone's hamburger?

Had to ask.
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #17 on: October 13, 2002, 10:31:48 pm
:lol: :lol: :lol:

you made me giggle...
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Reply #18 on: October 13, 2002, 10:37:12 pm
You made me cry
 

Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #19 on: October 13, 2002, 10:50:04 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9


Would it be considered "wasting" it if I did it in someone's hamburger?

Had to ask.


Hey, what's a little protein between friends? ;)
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