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Offline kasperl

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Reply #20 on: May 27, 2003, 03:33:05 pm
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Originally posted by Razor


Whats an m16? :wtf:

standard US-Army rifle, IMHO, a POS, no full auto, 3 shot burst and single only, jams more than a NY road in rush hour, and as sights you can't use cause they take up half your FOV.
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

you haven't learned masochism until you've tried to read a Microsoft help file.  -- Goober5000
I've got 2 drug-addict syblings and one alcoholic whore. And I'm a ****ing sociopath --an0n
You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #21 on: May 27, 2003, 03:34:57 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
[glow=red]BY THE ORDER OF THE RED DAWN, ALL DISSENTERS ARE TO REPORT TO YOUR LOCAL POLICE CENTRE FOR DISINTIGRATION.[/glow]
*Goes underground*
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline kasperl

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Reply #22 on: May 27, 2003, 03:37:23 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
[glow=red]BY THE ORDER OF THE RED DAWN, ALL DISSENTERS ARE TO REPORT TO YOUR LOCAL POLICE CENTRE FOR DISINTIGRATION.[/glow]


ah well, no holiday for me then


*goes of to hide*

*preps good old ak-74 with stun darts*

i won't shoot on comrades if i don't need to, since i support your ideology, i just not support the way it's carried out.

in other words, i like socialism, but hate the party.
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

you haven't learned masochism until you've tried to read a Microsoft help file.  -- Goober5000
I've got 2 drug-addict syblings and one alcoholic whore. And I'm a ****ing sociopath --an0n
You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #23 on: May 27, 2003, 03:40:54 pm
I don't really mind true socialism, but the problem with that is it doesn't truly exist.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline Tiara

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Reply #24 on: May 27, 2003, 03:40:56 pm
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
*Goes underground*


[glow=red]Just don't make any noise up there... I just managed to get some peace and quiet down here in hell. Satan is quite a... "pest" to get rid off. But he eventually agreed to move in with Bill Gates and give me full ownership of the nine levels of hell.

Ow, and feel free to visit anytime when you feel like decapitating someone. [/glow]
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:
 

Offline kasperl

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Reply #25 on: May 27, 2003, 03:43:58 pm
ok, will do.


btw, where are Satan and Bill Gates?

and do you by any chance know when Dubaya is going downstairs?
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you haven't learned masochism until you've tried to read a Microsoft help file.  -- Goober5000
I've got 2 drug-addict syblings and one alcoholic whore. And I'm a ****ing sociopath --an0n
You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline Shrike

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Reply #26 on: May 27, 2003, 03:45:54 pm
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Originally posted by kasperl
i won't shoot on comrades if i don't need to, since i support your ideology, i just not support the way it's carried out.

in other words, i like socialism, but hate the party.
[glow=red]THERE IS NO SOCIALISM EXCEPT THROUGH THE PARTY.  WE ARE THE FORCES OF HISTORY EMBODIED.[/glow]
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Martinus

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Reply #27 on: May 27, 2003, 03:46:29 pm
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Originally posted by Tiara


[glow=red]Just don't make any noise up there... I just managed to get some peace and quiet down here in hell. Satan is quite a... "pest" to get rid off. But he eventually agreed to move in with Bill Gates and give me full ownership of the nine levels of hell.

Ow, and feel free to visit anytime when you feel like decapitating someone. [/glow]

Satanic capitalist pig! I spit on your nine levels.
 

Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #28 on: May 27, 2003, 03:48:09 pm
*Steals Mars and Morrigan from Maeg*
*Steals the GOU Loose Cannon from Shrike*
*Goes underground again*
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline kasperl

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Reply #29 on: May 27, 2003, 03:48:35 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
[glow=red]THERE IS NO SOCIALISM EXCEPT THROUGH THE PARTY.  WE ARE THE FORCES OF HISTORY EMBODIED.[/glow]


but comrade, if the party dictates the world, then the proletariat doesn't, so there is no true socialism.
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you haven't learned masochism until you've tried to read a Microsoft help file.  -- Goober5000
I've got 2 drug-addict syblings and one alcoholic whore. And I'm a ****ing sociopath --an0n
You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline Shrike

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Reply #30 on: May 27, 2003, 03:50:25 pm
[glow=red]THE PARTY IS THE WILL OF THE PROLETARIAT AND THE PROLETARIAT IS THE BODY OF THE PARTY.[/glow]
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #31 on: May 27, 2003, 03:51:55 pm
We must overthrow the party and establish a true communist state, and overthrow this totalitarian monstrosity that hides beneath the appearance of socialism!
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline Tiara

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Reply #32 on: May 27, 2003, 03:53:28 pm
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Originally posted by Maeglamor

Satanic capitalist pig! I spit on your nine levels.

[glow=red]...

I've helped you and your puny communist nation more then once. But I'll remember that next time you ask for a favor, comrade.[/glow]
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:
 

Offline kasperl

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Reply #33 on: May 27, 2003, 03:53:50 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
[glow=red]THE PARTY IS THE WILL OF THE PROLETARIAT AND THE PROLETARIAT IS THE BODY OF THE PARTY.[/glow]


i am part of the proletariat, and i don't endorse the party, equal to many who share my views. so what you are saying is false, if even a small part of the proletariat disagrees, the party can't be the will of the proletariat, and the proletariat can't be the body of the party, since the party doesn't share the will of  the proletariat.
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

you haven't learned masochism until you've tried to read a Microsoft help file.  -- Goober5000
I've got 2 drug-addict syblings and one alcoholic whore. And I'm a ****ing sociopath --an0n
You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #34 on: May 27, 2003, 03:56:16 pm
Also, how can the proletariat be the body of the party if they are not freely allowed to join and state their opinions?
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline kasperl

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Reply #35 on: May 27, 2003, 03:56:49 pm
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
Also, how can the proletariat be the body of the party if they are not freely allowed to join and state their opinions?


that's what i ment
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you haven't learned masochism until you've tried to read a Microsoft help file.  -- Goober5000
I've got 2 drug-addict syblings and one alcoholic whore. And I'm a ****ing sociopath --an0n
You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline Martinus

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Reply #36 on: May 27, 2003, 03:58:58 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
[glow=red]THERE IS NO SOCIALISM EXCEPT THROUGH THE PARTY.  WE ARE THE FORCES OF HISTORY EMBODIED.[/glow]

I fully endorse this product and/or service.

Go Russia!
 

Offline Razor

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Reply #37 on: May 27, 2003, 04:15:54 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
[glow=red]BY THE ORDER OF THE RED DAWN, ALL DISSENTERS ARE TO REPORT TO YOUR LOCAL POLICE CENTRE FOR DISINTIGRATION.[/glow]


Is this like from Command And Conquer Renegade: "All Intruders please report to the detention center" only iwth more cynicism?

Well forget about it pops. I ain't getting disintegrated yet. *Pulls all guns*

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Just don't make any noise up there... I just managed to get some peace and quiet down here in hell. Satan is quite a... "pest" to get rid off. But he eventually agreed to move in with Bill Gates and give me full ownership of the nine levels of hell.


You are one really really sick girl. See what did I tell ya? Girls are EVIL :mad2: Evil I tell ya!
 

Offline Tiara

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Reply #38 on: May 27, 2003, 04:20:03 pm
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Originally posted by Razor

You are one really really sick girl. See what did I tell ya? Girls are EVIL :mad2: Evil I tell ya!

I get rid of the devil and I'm evil? :p
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:
 

Offline Arnav

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Reply #39 on: May 27, 2003, 04:35:37 pm
Fascinating discussion guys :), but I really *do* need help for TS2.
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