How'd I miss dis thread?

Let's begin:
Originally posted by an0n
So you've decided God was wrong on that one and that they shouldn't be stoned? How wonderfully arogant of you.
Are you familiar of the time when the prostitute was caught "red-handed", and was brought before Jesus by the crowd to see what his sentence would be? They stated that, according to the Tanach (OT), she should be stoned to death. Jesus replied that that was true, and that the person who was without sin should be the first to begin the bombardment.
That's what "grace" is, by the way - getting something you don't deserve. If you deserved it, it wouldn't be grace.
Originally posted by an0n
This just further illustrates my point that every last person, without exception, who believes in Jesus is a complete and utter retard.
*waits for a cross-toting fly to walk into his trap*
Why thank you - generalizations are sooo wonderful.
Originally posted by kasperl
this thread shocked me:
http://pub49.ezboard.com/ftruechristiansunitefrm7.showMessage?topicID=46.topic
it shocked me more then anything i found at rotten.com, more then the animal/human porn Tiara put on my screen at NW, it shocked me more then anything i have ever seen.
Oh God.
And people wonder why I dislike labeling myself a "Christian".

Originally posted by kasperl
to be honest, i am kinda afraid now. if i ever believed in satan, i do now, and i believe that these people are following him instead of thier god.
I agree 100%.
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
You never know, it might just be loads of people with a very twisted sense of humour, who keep posting, under different names, and so keep the thing going.
I hope this is the case, anyway, or I am indeed worried.
Again, agreed.
Originally posted by an0n
Oh, and, as a matter of fact, God is not all love and happiness. He describes himself as vengeful, wrathful and all sorts of other nasty **** throughout the bible when someone pisses him off.
You've just proven to have more knowledge of the Bible than most Christians in the world today. Freaky.
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Well here is some nice calming music to calm everyon down.
Be soothed
Remove that please - we don't need GS down our back about files provided to download from the FTP, thank you very much.

Originally posted by Dark_4ce
Being Jewish and all I don't have to worry, cause I can skip that part and go straight to heaven... 
Heh - any chance of seeing you over here anytime?

Originally posted by an0n
And don't give me any of this free-will ****. The very concept of omnipotence and all-knowing negates any ideas relating to free-will.
I'm quite willing to debate this point, if you would like - there is a quite logical explanation that even CP would accept (with the constant of God existing being agreed upon beforehand - if only for the purposes of discussion, of course). I don't want to post needlessly, though.
Originally posted by betterthanyou
Now these sites are obvious jokes. They are playing off of church stereotypes that have been in place for the last 200 years and using those stereotypes to make all Christians out to be idiots.
If you can't see through an obvious joke, I don't know how you live in this world...
But that's just the problem - Christians today have moften made such complete morons and idiots out of themselves that to think of the stuff on that forum as real is not such a far jump as to be impossible. Unfortunately.