[Assassin]

1. Put can of shaving foam in freezer
2. Open PC case
3. Get can of shaving foam from freezer, cut open, remove solid cylinder of shaving foam.
4. Insert shaving foam into PC Case
5. Take to contest.
6. Make sure your PC case is tightly done up, so that the shaving foam expands and forces the PC case to explode from the pressure, infront of the judges
7. Enjoy your brand new Radeon 9700

Timing is very important here. If you put the foam in too early, it may expand before the contest.. too late and well it won't be a very eventful presentation.

PS. Be careful.

[NecroBob]

morning, I was thinking maybe have a piece of carboard in place of the right side, and have various tallies scrawled on it, BSoDs, TFC EMP nade kills, etc

the apple 2 idea is nice, I might just do that for nostalgia
belt sander is cool, I was thinking of taking a hammer to the front
and even then, so long as the computer works, I'll still love every single bit of her
oh yeah, her name is Claire
(I hope I'm not the only one who has named his box)

the poo idea rocks, I might just pull some if I lose

[Martinus]

[color=66ff00]Nah, but mine's called box 'o tricks.
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[Petrarch of the VBB]

Originally posted by Assassin
1. Put can of shaving foam in freezer
2. Open PC case
3. Get can of shaving foam from freezer, cut open, remove solid cylinder of shaving foam.
4. Insert shaving foam into PC Case
5. Take to contest.
6. Make sure your PC case is tightly done up, so that the shaving foam expands and forces the PC case to explode from the pressure, infront of the judges
7. Enjoy your brand new Radeon 9700

Timing is very important here. If you put the foam in too early, it may expand before the contest.. too late and well it won't be a very eventful presentation.

PS. Be careful.

Ahh! so you've heard of that one as well! Ever tried it with a car's glove compartment?

[diamondgeezer]

The computers on our network are Hex (mine), Euclid, Newton, Psyche and Fermat the Kazaa *****. Currently only two of them work.

[Unknown Target]

Tools you will need to complete this project:

1) Hammer

2)Chisel

3) Welding Iron/ Blowtorch (prefered)

4) Gun

6)Beer

7) Duct Tape

...and probably whatever you do to your poor case with those (make sure to make it have that authenitic beer smell! ), will get you the gold

Oh, ya, and have fun banging up your case. It sure sounds like you will

[beatspete]

Spill stuff on it, foods like curry are good.
Break blades on any fans.
Got a metal heatsink on the cpu? Corrode it somehow.
Shove candy in holes for speakers, headphones, network cable etc.
Scribble on it with crayons.
Try a failed case mod, like a really scrappy window mod, or leave the CD drive hanging out by its wires to the side, and whack a dusty old fan in the hole where it would be.

[aldo_14]

Replace every side with either clingfilm or tinfoil (preferably a combination of both).  
Replace the screws with chewing gum or blu-tace.  
For extra marks, place unusual looking hairs in the chewing gum.  
Drop a day old (part sucked)boiling sweet (rolled in the carpet for extra hairiness) or two down into the bottom.
 Place a dollop of honey somewhare and leave it open outside on a warm day, so it can fill with dead flies.  
Try to boil an egg on the motherboard, but fail miserably.  
Drop seaweed inside.
 Submerge it in the sea and allow a small barnacle colony to form.  
Organise a mass collection of belly button fluff and sprinkle it liberally inside.  
Add a small potted plant.  
Set fire to the metal parts that aren't rusted.  
Replace as much as possible with lego and  / or meccano components - particularly if you can use a rubber-band powered fan.
Attach a lightning conductor to it, and leave it outside on a thundery day.
Place dogfood in the open case, and leave it next a park (where dogs are being walked, obviously)
Pour sawdust into it.
Use the CD drive as a coffee cup holder, or shove toast (with jam) into the floppy drive.
Attach kitchen magnets to the HD (which I think will erase it...not sure how poerful the magnets have to be)
Liberally dab it with prittstick or some form of (super?)glue
Pout hot oil / toffee / treacle onto it, then burst a feather pillow over it.

...right i'm done........

[Hippo]

wire adisposeable camera into a taser, and put billions of burnmarks on the case... thats what i did to m locker... and then i ducktaped my friends locker shut from the inside...

[beatspete]

Have a bacon sandwich, or other similar warm snack food, keeping warm on the psu.

[Dark_4ce]

Here are some sick drunk ideas that came to my head:

1. A big plastic dildo sticking out of a hole in the side.

2. cover case in sugary gelatin then run sweaty socks on the gelatin to get good fungal growth. (takes a while to grow and very unhygenic) for added color, suggest using stuff from under finger nails, around sinks and pond water.

3. Buy a pigs rib-cage as a case. (might cost a bit)

4. Keep all essential componets in a big paper bag. with some rough holes in it for ventilation.

5. Paste a small poster of "Glitter" on the side.

6. Stick some meat around the case, so its totally covered. Get some maggots and let them feast away.

7. Puke on it once a day for a week until case in covered in a good yellowish crust. for added effect eat pizza with ham and/or spaghetti before each regurgitation session for a good texture.

8. Bring no case and explain to the judges that its in fact an invisible case.

.... Yeah, I'll just get back to drinking now...

"BLuaaaargh..." *burp* *passes out.*

[beatspete]

Turn the CD drive upside down, then screw/wedge it back in.

Replace wires with bare copper wire, no plastic on it or nothing.

Light a candle and hold it next to the case.  The soot left will look like burn marks.

[Knight Templar]

well you could go to all that trouble. OR you could find dirty pictures of the Olsen twins, paint/paste them onto the case, then Put R. Kelly in the back ground....

[beatspete]

...thats the second time i've heard the olsen twins mentioned today...



*fires up google image search*

[diamondgeezer]

Am I going to get away with mentioning the Olsen Countdown website?

[Knight Templar]

just out of curiousity, are they still illegal?

[Martinus]

Originally posted by Knight Templar
just out of curiousity, are they still illegal?

[color=66ff00] Even if they were legal, they're damn creepy.
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[Stealth]

glue/duct tape up all the vent holes...

jam stuff in the fans so they turn real slow, and when they turn, they make lots of noise as the blades hit on pieces of paper and stuff.

[Nico]

get a female dog, rub it all over your case. rub it more. put the case in a street. let the male dogs do their job. don't ever try to put anything to your case anymore, btw.

another stupid advice tomorrow, if you want.

[Knight Templar]

Originally posted by Maeglamor

[color=66ff00] Even if they were legal, they're damn creepy.
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well, yeah, but I wanted to know. It'd kinda ruin my joke if they were, ya know.