Originally posted by Stealth
well here in Texas ( 
) we have to do the TEXAS pledge too, as well as a MINUTE of silence every day 
and what's hilarious is during the minute of silence, most asians start doing Tai Chi and stuff... other kids start praying, some just sleep (like me... shit), others "meditate"... it's crazy
It´s the diversity here that makes this country so great.
Since I was born in Argentina and not in the USA, I can´t ever become president, so I never thought about what I would do if I ever became President, but here are a couple of things I just came up with on the fly:
1) Nuke Saudi Arabia. If those intolerant, fanatical schmucks are so intent on playing us up one side and down the other in the war on terror and are so eager to meet Allah, lets send them on their way to Paradise. (It would also serve the cause of irony to incidentally turn their country, which they call a "desert paradise," into a glass-encrusted hell.)
2) Nuke Pakistan for same reason as Saudi Arabia
3) Dramatically increase funding on cold fusion research and other alternative fuel sources, thereby mitigating the loss of the oil fields resulting from suggestion 1
4) Strongly suggest to Israel to take the following actions: (a)have Yasser Arafat captured, stripped naked and tied to a post in the middle of Jerusalem; (b) have volunteers from Mossad use several dildos of varying materials, ranging from stainless steel to concrete to white oak to permanently compromise Mr. Arafat´s anal integrity; (3) Also, as Mr. Arafat´s anal integrity was being compromised in said manner, an Israeli public official would read aloud the many occasions of opportunity over the past 40 years that Arafat had to make peace with Israel and form a Palestinian state but had refused to take advantage of; (4) Furthermore, I´d suggest that Israel also invite the Al-Jazeera network to videotape this public display and transmit it throughout "Palestine" and the rest of the Middle East. (If those morons actually transmitted that the Israelis were responsible for 9/11, they´ll transmit anything.)
5) Upon their respective captures, do the exact same thing to Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein, but from the steps of the White House instead of Jerusalem, recorded by all national networks (including CNN) instead of just Al-Jazeera and transmitted worldwide instead of just the Middle East. (Man, what a propaganda coup
that would be!
)
But all that is just me. :shrugs:
