[Carl]

...is wonder why there was a doorway floating out in space. he then realized...

[diamondgeezer]

... that the nagging itchy feeling on his left...

[J3Vr6]

was the rash he got from visiting prostitutes.  Meanwhile, the cow begins to...

[Dark_4ce]

... Eject streams of milk at Mr. T which instantly freeze into deadly pointed milkcicles that plunge into him, making him tumble backwards. As he begins to lose conciousness his final thoughts are...

[neo_hermes]

...Man i should have wished to be transported to a planet with breathable air. well i'm....

[Ransom]

...dead. And Mr. T died. Due to a quasi-dimensional plasmodic hyper dithermial temporal flux, Bosch was revived from the dead along with the Iceni. Seeing Mr. T's dead body floating in space, he...

[neo_hermes]

...Grabbed a bottle of 100 year old Brandy (jack daniels of course) and went streakin throughout the...

[Dark_4ce]

...cosmo spreading joy and happiness...

[TrashMan]

..and exchanging happy capitain storys with Picard, for all was well in the universe(es) now....Or was it?
For in the far reaches of the space we can hear a voice sayin "I piddy da foos!"

TA-Da-Daaaaa (creppy music)!!!!!!.....

[Ransom]

...and from the shadows of the vacuum of space came the Great f00 piddying Mr. T. It was a big vacuum. Mr. T came forth in the form of a...

[TrashMan]

...really pissed, burned and beat up Mr. T and wanted REVENGE....

[J3Vr6]

for the A-team being cancelled.  Mr T flexed his muscles and pointed a finger at Bosch, and said...

[Ransom]

..."Be wary of the zuccini of justice!" and then vanished. A stunned Bosch, wondering what the Hell that meant, said...

[Dark_4ce]

..."What the hell did that mean?" and then quite suddenly got the inspiratrion for painting frescos of naked women in unnatural poses. His latest masterwork being one of...

[Stunaep]

the late works of Picasso, entitled the "ladies of Avignon". To give Picasso this painting, Bosch travelled back in time into the...

[TrashMan]

.. his workshop, but something went wrong and Bosch found himself 1000000 year in the past standing under a gigantic zuccini...

[Dark_4ce]

...that promptly squashed him, squeezing his innards out of his mouth like a tube of toothpaste. A nearby Saber Tooth cat took interest in the carcass and...

[Stunaep]

violently raped it, producing an offspring of 8 little bosch-sabertooth hybrids. These hybrids then went...

[Grey Wolf]

Forward in time, and became Mr. T's pets. Meanwhile....

[Dark_4ce]

...A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...