Author Topic: Tell A Story II: Subtitle (Read 46984 times)

Stunaep · **Reply #340 on:** November 11, 2003, 02:13:59 pm

Humping a river. This river that was being sexually harassed by the Goat was named...

Gortef · **Reply #341 on:** November 11, 2003, 03:17:52 pm

... Jolly. The Goat then...

neo_hermes · **Reply #342 on:** November 11, 2003, 11:06:51 pm

...ate the farmers first born then it...

TrashMan · **Reply #343 on:** November 12, 2003, 04:35:36 am

..imploded blowing the farmer, the river and everything within a 10 mile radoius away! Now, back to Mr. T who was still alivee floating around in space somewhere...

neo_hermes · **Reply #344 on:** November 12, 2003, 02:05:58 pm

...he checked his watch...

Dark_4ce · **Reply #345 on:** November 12, 2003, 02:17:26 pm

...10:45, just in time to watch Transformers. He switched on the the Galactic Holonet viewer on his utility belt and reached for...

neo_hermes · **Reply #346 on:** November 12, 2003, 02:19:42 pm

...the remote. as he tried to turn the channel he found that he got only static now what will Mr. T watch...

Dark_4ce · **Reply #347 on:** November 12, 2003, 02:24:02 pm

...Instead of his beloved Transformers? With a heavy sigh and shrug, he switched to the Galacti-Porn Network and got comfortable. He popped a beer and saw the title "Vasudans wuv fishes 7: The night of the Vasudan" appear on his screen. He then...

Stunaep · **Reply #348 on:** November 12, 2003, 02:47:23 pm

pulled out his lovely dog-shaped vibrator, which we've met before. But suddenly, this dog-shaped vibrator started to talk. It said: "I am the dog-shaped vibrator of Fortune. I will grant you three wishes." The first wish Mr. T made was...

Dark_4ce · **Reply #349 on:** November 12, 2003, 02:52:26 pm

...That transformers would be back on. "Why don't it show? I want it to show dammit! I piddy da foo' that turned it off!". His second wish was...

Ransom · **Reply #350 on:** November 12, 2003, 07:00:08 pm

...that he could be almighty ruler of the TV network, and that they would play Transformers 24/7. The dog shaped vibrator said...

Unknown Target · **Reply #351 on:** November 12, 2003, 07:11:02 pm

...that unless those bratty kids were killed, it was a no-can-do. Mr T. said...

Ransom · **Reply #352 on:** November 12, 2003, 08:14:48 pm

..."I pity da f00s", and for the job he took out a...

neo_hermes · **Reply #353 on:** November 12, 2003, 11:12:57 pm

...Big Gigantic Humongous...

TrashMan · **Reply #354 on:** November 13, 2003, 09:24:31 am

..whiste to summon his Aquamiarine Swiming Sea Shark Knights Of Total And Absolute Destruction....

Dark_4ce · **Reply #355 on:** November 13, 2003, 10:33:39 am

...and lobbed them at the closest kiddies, the all exploded in giant burst of...

Unknown Target · **Reply #356 on:** November 13, 2003, 12:31:52 pm

...purple floofy floofs of love and happiness. Mr. T said...

Dark_4ce · **Reply #357 on:** November 13, 2003, 12:36:09 pm

"I Piddy da foos..." and then made his third and final wish...

Gortef · **Reply #358 on:** November 13, 2003, 12:53:16 pm

... "I wan't a bottle of milk ya foo" said Mr. T and he...

Grey Wolf · **Reply #359 on:** November 13, 2003, 01:16:27 pm

...was surprised by the giant manic cow that appeared in the doorway. "You want milk, do you?" it cried, before attacking Mr. T. All Mr. T could do....

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