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Offline Carl

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Wich puzzled Samwise, because he had put a question mark at the end of the sentence, even though it wasn't a question.

suddenly, Bosch woke up.

"I'll never got out of these dreams!" He said. "There is only one thing to do!" So Bosch shot himself. Then he woke up again. This made Bosch...
"Gunnery control, fry that ****er!" - nuclear1

 

Offline Nuclear1

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...supremely pissed off, realizing that he had only killed himself in his dream. He then proceeded to "pinch" himself with a butcher knife, which then he...
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline neo_hermes

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...woke up again to a punch in the face by...
Hell has no fury like an0n...
killing threads is...well, what i do best.

 

Offline 2FB

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and woke again, finding him self on a Kilrathi Ship and a Killary pull he hearth out and he...

 

Offline TrashMan

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... Picard woke up again and said: "Not another Bosch nightmare!"...
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline 2FB

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so he take a shower, walk to the brige and soo that all his screw where shivans and then Mr. T woke up.....

 

Offline Falcon

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and went back to sleep, Picard on the other hand to a phaser rifle and shot invader zim, Invader zim said...

 

Offline Ransom

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"Would anyone like a peacan pie?" at which point Bosch woke up again. He began to have a nervous breakdown. Giggling hysterically, Bosch threw a giant packet of Saltanas at...

 

Offline neo_hermes

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...the a shivan that happened to be in his quarters. it "stared" at Bosch and began to power up it's beam cannon...
Hell has no fury like an0n...
killing threads is...well, what i do best.

 

Offline TrashMan

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...and then it's head exploded. It had a cold and it's nose was full of slime, and he had trouble breathing .  The beam cannon was too much pressure for him to take.
Boscjh Jelled:"Yepeeeee!" and danced around outside the ship in a space-suit.
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

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Offline 2FB

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Kevin Cosner, who was reading this movie script, got confused abd trow (my english is not good but i try to said that he drope the scrip in the trash can) the scrip  inthe garbage and said "How the hell do they pretend to film this stuff?"...


Edit: to make it more clear, sorry if I did confude you
« Last Edit: December 18, 2003, 03:02:49 pm by 1598 »

 

Offline Carl

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2fb, go back over that post and translate it, please.
"Gunnery control, fry that ****er!" - nuclear1

 

Offline Unknown Target

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Lol. And where did Kevin Costner come from?

 

Offline Grey Wolf

Translation of 2FB's post:
Kevin Costner, after reading the script, threw it into the garbage. He then asked: "How the hell do they plan to film this stuff?"
« Last Edit: December 18, 2003, 06:13:26 pm by 102 »
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw

 

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I just edited the post, I'm sorry for the Mega Huge Misspleling...

 

Offline neo_hermes

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...The script bounced out the garbage can and hit Kevin costner in the eye...
Hell has no fury like an0n...
killing threads is...well, what i do best.

 

Offline Ransom

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...which was unusual since five seconds earlier Kevin Costner had burned up in the atmosphere of a nearby planet. The ship began to fall towards the planet's surface, when suddenly...

 

Offline neo_hermes

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...Oprah appeared and began to pull the entire universe into her mouth. Everygod in the known universe tried to defeat her only to be sucked into the vortex we call her mouth...
Hell has no fury like an0n...
killing threads is...well, what i do best.

 

Offline TrashMan

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..but then Mr. T came back again and punched her in the nose. No effect. Then he farted in and Oprah fell dead! Then Osama Bin Laden appeared out of nowhere with a bomb and yelled: "Death to stupid capitalis movies!", but was chrushed by a cow dropped on him by Data. Seeing that, Spock said:....
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

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Offline Unknown Target

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"Interesting". Captain Kirk stumbled over to Spock...