[Carl]

Wich puzzled Samwise, because he had put a question mark at the end of the sentence, even though it wasn't a question.

suddenly, Bosch woke up.

"I'll never got out of these dreams!" He said. "There is only one thing to do!" So Bosch shot himself. Then he woke up again. This made Bosch...

[Nuclear1]

...supremely pissed off, realizing that he had only killed himself in his dream. He then proceeded to "pinch" himself with a butcher knife, which then he...

[neo_hermes]

...woke up again to a punch in the face by...

[2FB]

and woke again, finding him self on a Kilrathi Ship and a Killary pull he hearth out and he...

[TrashMan]

... Picard woke up again and said: "Not another Bosch nightmare!"...

[2FB]

so he take a shower, walk to the brige and soo that all his screw where shivans and then Mr. T woke up.....

[Falcon]

and went back to sleep, Picard on the other hand to a phaser rifle and shot invader zim, Invader zim said...

[Ransom]

"Would anyone like a peacan pie?" at which point Bosch woke up again. He began to have a nervous breakdown. Giggling hysterically, Bosch threw a giant packet of Saltanas at...

[neo_hermes]

...the a shivan that happened to be in his quarters. it "stared" at Bosch and began to power up it's beam cannon...

[TrashMan]

...and then it's head exploded. It had a cold and it's nose was full of slime, and he had trouble breathing .  The beam cannon was too much pressure for him to take.
Boscjh Jelled:"Yepeeeee!" and danced around outside the ship in a space-suit.

[2FB]

Kevin Cosner, who was reading this movie script, got confused abd trow (my english is not good but i try to said that he drope the scrip in the trash can) the scrip  inthe garbage and said "How the hell do they pretend to film this stuff?"...


Edit: to make it more clear, sorry if I did confude you

[Carl]

2fb, go back over that post and translate it, please.

[Unknown Target]

Lol. And where did Kevin Costner come from?

[Grey Wolf]

Translation of 2FB's post:
Kevin Costner, after reading the script, threw it into the garbage. He then asked: "How the hell do they plan to film this stuff?"

[2FB]

I just edited the post, I'm sorry for the Mega Huge Misspleling...

[neo_hermes]

...The script bounced out the garbage can and hit Kevin costner in the eye...

[Ransom]

...which was unusual since five seconds earlier Kevin Costner had burned up in the atmosphere of a nearby planet. The ship began to fall towards the planet's surface, when suddenly...

[neo_hermes]

...Oprah appeared and began to pull the entire universe into her mouth. Everygod in the known universe tried to defeat her only to be sucked into the vortex we call her mouth...

[TrashMan]

..but then Mr. T came back again and punched her in the nose. No effect. Then he farted in and Oprah fell dead! Then Osama Bin Laden appeared out of nowhere with a bomb and yelled: "Death to stupid capitalis movies!", but was chrushed by a cow dropped on him by Data. Seeing that, Spock said:....

[Unknown Target]

"Interesting". Captain Kirk stumbled over to Spock...