Author Topic: Tell A Story II: Subtitle (Read 43423 times)

TrashMan · **Reply #480 on:** December 11, 2003, 05:15:28 am

..but our heroes farted and killed the spork, thus saving Earth! In a column of light they vanished back to their own home and that's when our original heroes (Bosch, Picard, Mr. T & co) saw it fas safe and returned to the scene saying:.....

Stryke 9 · **Reply #481 on:** December 11, 2003, 05:27:08 am

"Oh, we are so tired of our existance as stale, overused in-jokes that lost their comedic value long ago! Let us end it all by drinking drano spiked with flaming pirahnas and shredded copies of Newsweek" And they did, and there was much rejoicing.
Meanwhile, shortly after the last horrible dying spasm of our late heroes...

Ransom · **Reply #482 on:** December 11, 2003, 05:37:55 am

...God spake, 'I don't want you guys in heaven. Bugger off.' And they did. And God saw that it was good. Bosch, Mr. T, Picard, and whoever else was present, were all thrown down to Hell to meet...

Stryke 9 · **Reply #483 on:** December 11, 2003, 05:42:50 am

Eternity. Meanwhile, someone more interesting whose name the next person will likely mention was just starting his day, casually grabbing a baby out of an unattended stroller and wolfing it down as he headed to...

TrashMan · **Reply #484 on:** December 11, 2003, 06:37:23 am

..a clenched fisdt in the face as the mother pulverized him. Darn..well that hero's bust...Who's our next candidate....SEARCHING...SEARCHING....SEARCHING...NO SUITABLE CANDIDATE FOUND.....ACESSING REJECTED FILES...*WARNING - USE THESE CHARACHTERS AT YOUR OWN RISK*....

And the weenier is..................

Dark_4ce · **Reply #485 on:** December 11, 2003, 10:02:29 am

...Barney...

Stunaep · **Reply #486 on:** December 11, 2003, 10:13:21 am

...the dinosaur.

Gortef · **Reply #487 on:** December 11, 2003, 03:30:23 pm

And everyone was speechless...

Grey Wolf · **Reply #488 on:** December 11, 2003, 03:36:55 pm

Until Gollum snuck up behind Barney and swallowed him. This was immediately followed by Samwise Gamgee stabbing Gollum in the back. He then turned to Bosch and said "You don't know how long I've been waiting to do that." He then sat down and took out his pipeweed. Seeing this, Bosch said....

Stunaep · **Reply #489 on:** December 11, 2003, 04:07:36 pm

"So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the weed that is given to us."

2FB · **Reply #490 on:** December 11, 2003, 04:19:42 pm

"mwaaahahahahah you can not kill me" they hear the voice of barney

suddenly Gollun transform into barney and lauth like hell...

Falcon · **Reply #491 on:** December 11, 2003, 06:21:45 pm

...but Falcon came in with a stick of dynamite shoved it down Barneys throat and walked out of the room, Mr. T then said...

Ransom · **Reply #492 on:** December 11, 2003, 07:42:59 pm

"I pity da-" but was interrupted by a large marshmellow with bad eyesight which had barged through the wall and was heading straight for...

Grey Wolf · **Reply #493 on:** December 11, 2003, 08:28:57 pm

Sam, who promply tossed it into his pot, and cooked it for Mr. T and Bosch.

neo_hermes · **Reply #494 on:** December 12, 2003, 12:45:04 am

...Sam lifted the lid to sniff the wonderful smell only to have the Marshmellow jump out and eat his face right off. Bosch and Mr.T both said...

Ransom · **Reply #495 on:** December 12, 2003, 03:08:49 am

..."Aaaaagh!" as they fell down a large hole which had mysteriously appeared under them. Sam, being blind, mute and deaf, decided to...

TrashMan · **Reply #496 on:** December 12, 2003, 03:23:54 am

...kill himself. And so he did. Then again Van appeard out of nowhere and tried to cathch our falling heroes, but they were too heavy, so they all fell with a large BOOOOOOOOOOOM.....

Stunaep · **Reply #497 on:** December 12, 2003, 07:37:14 am

unfortunately, they passed the speed of light, which caused time to come to a halt, and turn all shrubberries in the world into 1:1 replicas of the Statue of Liberty. Upon seeing this, Samwise Gamgee, who had mysteriously been ressurrected, said:

2FB · **Reply #498 on:** December 12, 2003, 09:30:56 am

I'm ALIVE!!!!

Grey Wolf · **Reply #499 on:** December 12, 2003, 04:04:52 pm

He promptly then went off to stew some coneys. Suddenly, the Borg arrived, and....

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