Author Topic: Tell A Story II: Subtitle (Read 47067 times)

Grey Wolf · **Reply #440 on:** December 01, 2003, 07:40:04 pm

Were only products of vyper's deranged imagination. In reality, he was wearing a leather jacket, t-shirt, and jeans. He walked up to the HLP Master Computer (TM), and attempted to press the reset button. Unfortunately, that failed. Thinking quickly (and realizing that saving Capella just wouldn't cut it this time), he....

neo_hermes · **Reply #441 on:** December 01, 2003, 11:29:32 pm

...Then pulled out the welcome beam and pointed it at the Master Computer. "Asta la Vista...

TrashMan · **Reply #442 on:** December 02, 2003, 05:48:01 am

...honey! But the beam didn't fire. Then Mr. T jumped out of nowhere and smashed the HLP master computer to dust!

Thousands of voices let out a loud "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and - Picard woke up saying - "all this psycho nigtmares ARE a massive plot hole! Mr. Data we must leave this time-space-story continuum!!!!!"

Mad Bomber · **Reply #443 on:** December 02, 2003, 12:41:08 pm

But suddenly, Elvis and his respective hordes of specially-trained Uzbekistani Commandos and Prune-Throwing Gnomes appeared, and said...

Falcon · **Reply #444 on:** December 02, 2003, 04:55:46 pm

...wheres the neares bathroom we...

Grey Wolf · **Reply #445 on:** December 02, 2003, 06:19:45 pm

all caught Montezuma's Revenge from drinking the water. Mr. T replied...

Falcon · **Reply #446 on:** December 02, 2003, 06:23:57 pm

...about nothing, but simply ate Elvis head and...

TrashMan · **Reply #447 on:** December 03, 2003, 05:01:06 am

..started to sing "Jailhouse Rock"...

Falcon · **Reply #448 on:** December 03, 2003, 07:33:17 pm

...then went to Picard and...

neo_hermes · **Reply #449 on:** December 04, 2003, 12:42:12 am

...Began to dance in front of him...

TrashMan · **Reply #450 on:** December 04, 2003, 04:33:34 am

..at wich point Picard took out his phaser and vaporized Mr. T. Bosch said "Thank you" and went back to sleep...

Falcon · **Reply #451 on:** December 04, 2003, 06:09:44 am

...but then woke up constipated because he ate all that chili and ran to the bathroom but could not go because...

Gortef · **Reply #452 on:** December 04, 2003, 08:30:13 am

... Bosch was allready there doing...

Falcon · **Reply #453 on:** December 04, 2003, 05:55:42 pm

...[blocked] then...

Ransom · **Reply #454 on:** December 04, 2003, 09:45:03 pm

...a three headed monkey appeared behind a...

neo_hermes · **Reply #455 on:** December 05, 2003, 01:50:36 am

...Giant Wax Banana...

Gortef · **Reply #456 on:** December 05, 2003, 04:39:56 am

.. and began eating the wax banana. This was a mistace because...

Falcon · **Reply #457 on:** December 05, 2003, 05:03:48 pm

... it was a cluster bananna bomb from the Worms 2 arsenal so it...

vyper · **Reply #458 on:** December 05, 2003, 07:47:20 pm

... was boeing made...

TrashMan · **Reply #459 on:** December 06, 2003, 11:27:49 am

..to explode, blasting the hall and the monkey. Bosch then took a gun and tried to shoot himself in the head, so he could finally escape the friggin story, but the writter forgot to put bullets in the pistol...

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