[Stunaep]

In the recent Hollywood trend: Here's the sequel, to the (in)famed VBB Thread we all (or at least some) know.

Keep it civil people. And please don't lock this. At least not before an0n posts.

so. Unoriginal as I am...

Here we go.

One day, admiral Bosch woke up onboard the NTF Iceni, when...

[Shrike]

..he gave Stunaep a new title.

[Fineus]

Smiling, Bosch turned to his journel. Engaging its voice activated auto-read function the first item came up which read...

[Stunaep]

"Oh my god! Your grandmother just died!"

[Bobboau]

she was hit when a light fixture fell from the ceiling

[Taristin]

on board the GVD Hope. What she was doing there was...

[Bobboau]

something unspeakably un-natural

[Razor]

and when the shivans arrived....

[Knight Templar]

They put up a white flag, made of underwear..

[Levyathan]

...and opened a bottle of champagne...

[DragonClaw]

and got all the GTVA officers drunk.

[Knight Templar]

and had a mad orgy.

[StratComm]

Meanwhile, back at the forum, those members who have retained their sanity wait patiently for an admin to lock this thread

[Fineus]

This was doomed to fail however, as the admins tended to follow the mantra "curiosity killed the cat" where by the forum was a curiosity and they were a cat. The thread remained. However somewhere deep in the Delta Serpentis system lurked...

[Odyssey]

Crack. Lots of it.

[01010]

...the largest cheesecake ever to carve a path through the inky void of space...

[Galemp]

...baked thousands of years ago by the Ancients, who had just perfected the new Fromage-class subspace drive when...

[Bobboau]

the next item then came up from the auto-read jornal thing,
confused by the odd mesage, he begain saying it, "com put erbeg in, sel f'de struct seque... ah! nice try!", a little window opens up on the jornal's main screen with a black man on it, "damn you bosch! we'll get you next time!", to wich Bosch said, "oh yeah how?", just then the helm's man comes on the PA, we have a wing of inbound fighters, Bosch turns on a tactical view screen in his office were he sees 3 fighters banging into each other and a fourth headed strait for the Iceni.

[Petrarch of the VBB]

EDIT: Bugger. 3 Posts made in the time it took me to write 1.

Therefore...
These fighters were none other than the GTVA's elite 43rd Greengrass, flying off the GTD Aidensfield. All the pilots of this squadron were clones of Bill Maynard himself, and specialised in the psychological warfare of re-enacting episodes of Heartbeat. There is a very good reason for this...

[Odyssey]

Aw heck, it's that Alpha 1 kid, cried Bosch. Helm, engage subspace drive! Helm?
But helm had succumbed to the crack.