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Offline Flaser

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Tell A Story II: Subtitle
Reply #100 on: October 27, 2003, 06:30:30 pm
...that a certain ancient enemy of their was inbound, to strike him his name is Bill...
"I was going to become a speed dealer. If one stupid fairytale turns out to be total nonsense, what does the young man do? If you answered, “Wake up and face reality,” you don’t remember what it was like being a young man. You just go to the next entry in the catalogue of lies you can use to destroy your life." - John Dolan
 

Offline Baron MacDoblin

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Reply #101 on: October 27, 2003, 07:27:42 pm
Meanwhile, somewhere, Gackt ejaculated.
"I think they all look great. None of the appendages look like a dick."
"Your mind hurts me." - Shrike
 

Offline Black Wolf

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Reply #102 on: October 27, 2003, 08:15:42 pm
...and he saw that it was good. Realizing his chance, Bosch went to the nearest closet, jumped inside and donned his...
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Offline phreak

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Reply #103 on: October 27, 2003, 08:38:28 pm
..Shivan Costume™.  His lieutenant looked at him and said..
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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #104 on: October 27, 2003, 08:45:52 pm
... Does this make me look fat?...
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Offline phreak

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Reply #105 on: October 27, 2003, 08:51:48 pm
..then bosch said "Why are you asking me? I'm the one wearing the suit? His lieutenant replied...
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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #106 on: October 27, 2003, 09:23:49 pm
.."i was referring to this grey jump suit you made me wear" he glared...
   //Warning\\
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do not torment the sleep deprived artist, he may be vicious when cornered,
in case of emergency, administer caffeine to the artist,
he will become docile after that,
and less likely to stab you in the eye with a mechanical pencil
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Offline Bobboau

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Reply #107 on: October 27, 2003, 09:53:22 pm
... Bosch replied "oh, yes. very much so", after a moment of acward silence, Bosch turned and continued his...
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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #108 on: October 27, 2003, 09:55:31 pm
..game of checkers, which he was beating himself 20 to 1... he...
   //Warning\\
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do not torment the sleep deprived artist, he may be vicious when cornered,
in case of emergency, administer caffeine to the artist,
he will become docile after that,
and less likely to stab you in the eye with a mechanical pencil
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Offline Galemp

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Reply #109 on: October 27, 2003, 10:00:11 pm
decided to quit and instead read http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com's
Quote
review of...
Battlefield Earth

Warner Brothers

John Travolta

Forrest Whittaker












I give Battlefield Earth my highest rating: two stars.

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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #110 on: October 27, 2003, 10:03:01 pm
.."my god.. that is the /biggest/ piece of **** i've seen in a long time"..he then proceeded to...
   //Warning\\
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do not torment the sleep deprived artist, he may be vicious when cornered,
in case of emergency, administer caffeine to the artist,
he will become docile after that,
and less likely to stab you in the eye with a mechanical pencil
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Offline Bobboau

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Reply #111 on: October 27, 2003, 10:06:27 pm
« Last Edit: October 27, 2003, 11:10:04 pm by 57 »
Bobboau, bringing you products that work... in theory
learn to use PCS
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My latest build of PCS2, get it while it's hot!
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Thou shalt not wear a garment of diverse sorts, [as] of woollen and linen together
 

Offline 01010

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Reply #112 on: October 28, 2003, 01:21:55 am
...visions of John Travoltas codpiece swam in his mind while he...
What frequency are you getting? Is it noise or sweet sweet music? - Refused - Liberation Frequency.
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #113 on: October 28, 2003, 02:49:07 am
.. was chasing his XO with a dog-shaped dildo...
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Bah. You're an admin, you've had practice at this spanking business. - Odyssey
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #114 on: October 28, 2003, 03:51:55 am
...which, by a startling turn of fate, was actually a dog. He had purchased this dog on...
 

Offline Gortef

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Reply #115 on: October 28, 2003, 04:19:01 am
... eBay and the prize of the dog had gone pretty up as much as...
Habeeb it...
 

Offline Ransom

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Reply #116 on: October 28, 2003, 04:55:23 am
...pinecones get in mating season. One of the said pinecones then went about its...
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #117 on: October 28, 2003, 06:35:20 am
..business in a most uncouth manner. What this business was is anybody's guess. However, it is clear that...
 

Offline 01010

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Reply #118 on: October 28, 2003, 11:35:33 am
...three metric tonnes of semen was found buried...
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Offline Charmande

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Reply #119 on: October 28, 2003, 11:55:49 am
... in the center of the Capella Sun.  When the Capella sun exploded, the semen was expelled, causing a...
Rayquaza?¿
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