Author Topic: Tell A Story II: Subtitle  (Read 47058 times)

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Offline Gortef

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  • A meat popsicle
... yet. th weddings were planned on next summer but...
Habeeb it...

 

Offline Ransom

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...unfortunately there had been a bit of TROUBLE with the mother in law (obviously) involving a rather psychotic...

 

Offline Falcon

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abortion doctor gypsie who did wierd incantations and divination spells which later caused a explosion killing bosh whearas the mother in law went into convulsions screaming for the return of Mr. T, who came and kicked her in the gonads which freaked....

 

Offline Ransom

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...out and turned into a rather annoyed packet of mints, which promptly began to...

 

Offline TrashMan

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  • God-Emperor of your kind!
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...jujmp out of the sack and into Bosch's mouth, re-viving him AGAIN!!...
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline Dark_4ce

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And then... After long last... The final confrontation... The moment we've all been waiting for... Literal Mortal Combat, where in which Mr. T must fight it out to the DEATH with Bosch! Both men eye each other, trying to measure one another up.

"So we come to this at last..." Bosch says, taking his hat off.

"I piddy da foo..." Replied Mr. T.

The bell is rung and both men head towards each other...
I have returned... Again...

 

Offline TrashMan

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...and Hulk Hogan joins Mr. T in an assuault against Bosch.

"I'm the Man!" - screamed Hulk as he ripped his shirt apart!

But then, out of nowhere Rocky appeared and stood by Bosch!

"Now it's two against two!" - calmy said Bosch...
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline Falcon

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....soon enough they all made up but this did not please the Shivans who hoped to see spilt blood so they instead took their fleet of Juggernauts and beamed the whole arena. Later Mr. T turned into a shivan and Admiral Bosch took some Aspirin swallowed it but then found out that he had taken laxitive pills which caused......

 

Offline Ransom

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...an explosion of ducks. The ducks, quacking in anger, began to...

  

Offline Gortef

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... cook some meat and...
Habeeb it...

 

Offline Falcon

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...were eaten alive cause the shivans wanted to know what duck tasted like but to the shivans surprise they tasted like....

 

Offline aldo_14

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..cheese.

 

Offline Falcon

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....then suddenly the shivans blew up cause Admiral Bosh implanted nuclear explosives in thier bodies this was horrible luckily Mr T. wasn't there but heard it, being angry he took Admiral Bosh and started to strangle him, but unfortunately....

 

Offline TrashMan

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...Bosch called Rocky and Mr. T and Rocky carried it out in the Arena! Rocky punched Mr. T straight in the face and sent him stagering backwards. But Mr. T then jumped back and Rocky side-stepped and Mt. T's brass knuckles hit Hulk right in the stomach.

Then Schwarzinegger, the Rock, Dolph Lundgren, Jan-Claude Van Damme and dozen other muscular fighters joined the fray and blod and teeth have been flying everywhere.

The Shivans cought the best seats in the house and were enjoing themselves eating popcorn. They even brough the little shivans along. Then, Michael Jackson appeared out of nowhere and yelled "They are just little children!"

Shivans, terrified by the sight escaped as fast as their 5 legs culd carry them. They were so frightened some even pushed their ship's enginies too far and blew up. Others in panic didn't even look where they were flying and chrashed into nearby objects.
In all the comotion, 20 Sathanas juggernouts colided with the moon, leaving big black craters, that when looked from afar, formed a smiley on the Moon...
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline Dark_4ce

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...And thats how Yoda saved christmas!
I have returned... Again...

 

Offline Ransom

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Meanwhile, Bosch restarted his life-long search for the...

 

Offline neo_hermes

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....THE COSMIC MEAT TUBE....
Hell has no fury like an0n...
killing threads is...well, what i do best.

 

Offline Gortef

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  • A meat popsicle
... and everyone was happy.. ... except the...
Habeeb it...

 

Offline Dark_4ce

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...Shivans...
I have returned... Again...

 

Offline Ransom

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...because they had just found a cosmic meat tube through their entire Sathanas fleet...
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