[Dark_4ce]

...And all was good in the land. Until the great blemish appeared...

[Falcon]

....this blemish was nothing more than the beginings of a great plague that was about to infect the millions....

[TrashMan]

...with cooties!

[neo_hermes]

...bosch knowing what would happen to millions of terrans and vasudans, decided to get a hundred thousand females of both the vasudans and the terrans... being a freak bosch loved them both *wink* *wink* ...

[Falcon]

.....but this only earned him 200 slaps in the face which deformed his appearance this made......

[neo_hermes]

...which still left bosch with a comfertable 99,800 women he and his loyal crew could have fun all day and night till the end of their food supply...soo next tuesday...

[TrashMan]

...they all decided they need a break, since they were very exhausted. So, they called the Mr. T Travel Agency (who's motto is: "I piddy da foo who doesn't fly with me!") and....

[Falcon]

.......took a tour to the Shivan homeworld this was bad because.....

[Grey Wolf]

Bosch suddenly remembered that he had become a powerful undead sorcerer (lich, remember?). He then killed all the Shivans, and then made them into his zombie minions....

[Falcon]

....unfortunately he forgot his remote control so taking command of the shivans was useless then.....

[Ransom]

...at this point a large interdimensional cat was inbound. As it neared Bosch, it...

[Krackers87]

Began to shed its coat, that happened to be made of...

[neo_hermes]

...Man eating lions of UBER DOOOOOOOOMMMMM...bosch attempts to use his lich powers to stop this evil man eating lion coat from gobbling his undead crew but it was....

[Falcon]

.....useless then out of nowhere Mr. T comes out and starts wrestling the lions saying....

[TrashMan]

... "I piddy da lion foo!" He pounds the monster again and agina with his brass knuckless, but then relizes that they are actually made out of gold, and are now all covered in filthy blood. In a state of frenzy he rips the lion cat's head, only to relize that is wasn't  alion cat, but rather....

[Grey Wolf]

the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future. This caused Mr. T to....

[Falcon]

.......hunt down the man who sent it from the future so he.......

[TrashMan]

...jumped into the time machine and poofed away.
Meanwhile Bosch went to rally his crew, but then the crew realised he was a Lich and were afraid of beeing killed and turned into mindless zombies. Boch won their confidence by
saying: "I'll never hurt you. Not over my dead body!"

But then they realised that he was allready dead...or un-dead...or whatever...

[Krackers87]

and they cried while singing...

[Falcon]

......Bluegrass favorites karokee style!.....