[vyper]

[q]She's doing a degree in pharmacy so not only does she have a great personality and looks rather lovely[/q]

Why do all medical related degree girls look hot? I mean it's accepted practise that if you're going to a lecture in our uni you should cut through the Health faculty because of the chicks... so.... is it genetic? Are hot girls predisposed to medical courses?

[Ghostavo]

Hot nurses

Maeglamor, stop teasing well... good luck anyway... lucky bastard

[Martinus]

[color=66ff00]Not my intention to tease Ghostavo, just something to be happy about.

And thankyou for the good luck wishes guys.
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[Odyssey]

[color=cc9900]Thanks Maeg, Setekh

Today's reason to smile... Hmm... Ah yes, that pink formal shirt I ordered arrived. Hooray![/color]

[Fineus]

I wish the girls I knew were that cute when we were in school...congrats man That said my town is devoid of decent people (more or less). Ho hum...

[Odyssey]

[color=cc9900]Thanking you. I live practically in the middle of nowhere, so I'm lucky to know her, let alone be barely 3 miles away! [/color]

[01010]

See, women are ok until you start going steady with one and realise that they are completely bat**** insane with thought processes that are so incredibly different to seemingly normal male ones that it makes me wonder if they aren't just a secret device planted here millenia ago to slow the advancement of the human race.

[Odyssey]

[color=cc9900]You poor sod. Better luck in future, I suppose. There are bound to be bad apples in any orchard.[/color]

[Nico]

Originally posted by 01010
See, women are ok until you start going steady with one and realise that they are completely bat**** insane with thought processes that are so incredibly different to seemingly normal male ones that it makes me wonder if they aren't just a secret device planted here millenia ago to slow the advancement of the human race.

Then again, they think the same of us "males".

[01010]

Originally posted by Odyssey
[color=cc9900]You poor sod. Better luck in future, I suppose. There are bound to be bad apples in any orchard.[/color]

Bad apples! I'm still with her, my lack of understanding of the female mind makes it even harder to not want to be with her. She's like a god damn Rubiks Cube that has too many white tiles and not enough red.

Nico: I beg to differ, at least in my case anyway, I tend to find most men have three or four basic needs that, if satisfied, leave them very easy to understand. A man needs, food when hungry, sex when horny, sleep when tired and a variable (usually time with friends, playing computer games or something else). I've yet to find a bloke who this theory doesn't apply to.

I tell the missus this too but she don't get it.

[Odyssey]

[color=cc9900]Fair enough then. The main thing is that both parties are content, even if there is a little fog and misunderstanding.[/color]

[Nico]

Originally posted by 01010
I tell the missus this too but she don't get it.

Bingo. Explain all you want, they ( the girls ) won't see us that way ( big generality there, of course ).

[Fineus]

Originally posted by Odyssey
[color=cc9900]You poor sod. Better luck in future, I suppose. There are bound to be bad apples in any orchard.[/color]

I love that analogy, most particularly because I can claim that the apples in my local orchard all seem to be genetically modified!

[aldo_14]

1/ Handed in my honours report
(which is stupidly large, BTW - about 2 1/2 inch think A4)

2/ Won at footie (by 15)

Now, i should elaborate on the latter..... we played our first game in the 5s about October last year, winning by a goal (holding noto a sinbgle goal lead for about 10 mins at 5s....).  Anyways, our striker (Smithy) was **** hot - ripping the piss out of the entire oppo team.  So in the last 5 minutes or so, one of thier players just absolutely launched themselves at smithy - sliding in with no intention of getting the ball and nearly amputating him.

Today, we discovered the same lad was guesting for our oppo.....presumably because we needed to win to go more or less ahead of his team.  So i took the decision to be do  a wee bit of man-marking..... and ripped him to shreds.

 Literally - he was going apoplectic because every touch he had, I took it off him.  He couldn't breathe, let alone play.....evne when I dropped off, someone else took over. At one point he tried to square me up, so I just shoved him aside and walked with me back to him.....and Smithy won the game again for us, tearing the oppo to shreads.

 Sweet, sweet revenge.

although I feel sorry for the rest of the oppo, who weren't really involved in the whole argy bargy side of things.

[01010]

Originally posted by Nico


Bingo. Explain all you want, they ( the girls ) won't see us that way ( big generality there, of course ).

They just don't think that men are as simple as they are, I think it's part of a womans psyche to over analyse everything.

[Nico]

Maybe, yeah. I don't try and understand them, I take them as they come, and try and do with it.

[Ghostavo]

Women are like joysticks in a realistic space sim. You can't move it too fast, too hard or force it (bend or break it).

(To the females reading this, please do not be ofended but instead take this as a compliment )

[Odyssey]

[color=cc9900]That's, er... Well, it's one way of putting it. I think that applies more to any relationship with anyone, be it business partner, spouse, or lover, rather than to just women in general.[/color]

[Thorn]

I had reason to smile yesterday, but I was too ****ed up to post....

[Zeronet]

i got 100/100 in my AS geography exam , which is good i suppose among other goods things.