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Offline Martinus

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Reply #20 on: February 17, 2004, 06:05:58 pm
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Well played ;) Trust Maeglamor to get to the bottom of things...

[color=66ff00]Couldn't help it. I saw an opening, I leapt in.

Wooo, I'm on a roll tonight.
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Offline Fineus

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Reply #21 on: February 17, 2004, 06:14:13 pm
If you ask me, leaping in is fine. There's no need to feel around the rim of things when you want to drive hard into the depth of the matter.
 

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Reply #22 on: February 17, 2004, 06:17:10 pm
[color=cc9900]There's such a thing as crossing the line (they do a lot of that in rugby, too).[/color]
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Offline Martinus

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Reply #23 on: February 17, 2004, 07:13:34 pm
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[color=cc9900]There's such a thing as crossing the line (they do a lot of that in rugby, too).[/color]

[color=66ff00]What's with all the hoopla?
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Offline Corsair

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Reply #24 on: February 17, 2004, 07:20:04 pm
These jokes smell like ass.

*runs*
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

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Reply #25 on: February 17, 2004, 07:21:53 pm
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These jokes smell like ass.

*runs*

[color=66ff00]Are you some kind of ring leader?
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Offline Corsair

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Reply #26 on: February 17, 2004, 07:23:10 pm
No, I usually like to keep a low profile.
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline Nico

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Reply #27 on: February 18, 2004, 02:13:11 am
You're right, staying in a small, dark corner is always better.
SCREW CANON!
 

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Reply #28 on: February 18, 2004, 02:41:26 am
*backs away from entire thread* :ick: :p
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
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Reply #29 on: February 18, 2004, 02:50:52 am
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Originally posted by Maeglamor

[color=66ff00]Couldn't help it. I saw an opening, I leapt in.

Wooo, I'm on a roll tonight.
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That was his excuse too ;)
 

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Reply #30 on: February 18, 2004, 03:53:00 am
This hole thing is just one big mess.
 

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Reply #31 on: February 18, 2004, 04:03:19 am
"Shut up! Make it stop! Shuu-uhhht up!" - Church
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Reply #32 on: February 18, 2004, 07:56:56 am
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"Shut up! Make it stop! Shuu-uhhht up!" - Church


Well, it'd have been a good way to block the finger.
 

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Reply #33 on: February 18, 2004, 08:01:21 am
[color=66ff00]I think Setekh's senses are being [/color] [color=66ff90]ass[/color][color=66ff00]aulted.

Well I guess I am making an[/color] [color=66ff90]ass[/color][color=66ff00]umption [/color] [color=66ff90]but[/color][color=66ff00] it's fair to say I'm not far wrong.
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Reply #34 on: February 18, 2004, 08:08:22 am
[color=cc9900]Well, this thread has gone royally balls-up, hasn't it?

No wait, it hasn't. Wrong end.[/color]
 

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Reply #35 on: February 18, 2004, 08:14:09 am
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*backs away from entire thread* :ick: :p
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.- Nietzsche

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Reply #36 on: February 18, 2004, 12:30:55 pm
And I thought Steve Moore's hit on Markus Naslund last night was bad.
Looks like rugby has hockey beat in terms of idiot players...
 

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Reply #37 on: February 18, 2004, 12:38:36 pm
Oh, come on. You've got a game where a bunch of big, sweaty men roll around on each other in the mud, and after it all they all go and get naked and sweaty together in a steamy locker room and do Christ knows what. What'd you expect?

Besides, suddenly taking your enemy from behind has a long, proud history in sport and military.
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Reply #38 on: February 18, 2004, 12:40:24 pm
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Oh, come on. You've got a game where a bunch of big, sweaty men roll around on each other in the mud, and after it all they all go and get naked and sweaty together in a steamy locker room and do Christ knows what. And you're giggling about a little semisodomy on the field. Feel lucky they don't break out the goddamn whipped cream right there.

Besides, suddenly taking your enemy from behind has a long, proud history in sport and military.


Naw. Forget the gay shower ritual praticed by other, lesser, sports. We just drink!
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #39 on: February 18, 2004, 12:41:52 pm
Well, yeah, but I had to have some kind of wind-up to make up for my bad "taken from behind" pun delivery.
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