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Offline Martinus

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Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Reply #20 on: March 28, 2004, 10:24:39 am
[color=66ff00]Anyone hear about the genetic splicing of rhino and flea genes? Apparently they created a half tonne creature that can jump over 20 meters straight up.

Once.
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Offline jdjtcagle

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Reply #21 on: March 28, 2004, 10:41:02 am
Down Betsy...Down..don't make me pull out the newspaper

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Offline adwight

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Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Reply #22 on: March 28, 2004, 11:39:49 am
Strangely, number 75 looks like my english teacher.  She really does look like a monkey...
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Offline Gortef

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Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Reply #23 on: March 28, 2004, 01:34:50 pm
Habeeb it...
 

Offline pyro-manic

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Reply #24 on: March 29, 2004, 08:42:16 am
:eek: :lol:

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Offline Sandwich

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Reply #25 on: March 29, 2004, 10:15:30 am
Hahaha! I thought this was a duplicate topic at first, but they're completely different. Look here - IMO the photoshopping is higher quality, but there's a lot fewer of 'em. ;)
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #26 on: March 29, 2004, 01:16:41 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich
Hahaha! I thought this was a duplicate topic at first, but they're completely different. Look here - IMO the photoshopping is higher quality, but there's a lot fewer of 'em. ;)


And they're nowhere near as amusing.
 

Offline Bobboau

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Reply #27 on: March 29, 2004, 01:53:18 pm
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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #28 on: March 30, 2004, 11:33:18 am
How come no-one has mentioned this yet:

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Offline phreak

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Reply #29 on: March 30, 2004, 11:45:37 am
so where's the 5 assed monkey
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Offline Tiara

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Reply #30 on: March 30, 2004, 12:04:45 pm
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



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Offline Carl

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Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Reply #31 on: March 30, 2004, 12:55:20 pm
whee!
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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #32 on: March 30, 2004, 01:00:59 pm
I'll give you fifty camels for that beast
 

Offline Taristin

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Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Reply #33 on: March 30, 2004, 04:40:47 pm
I'll see the fifty camels, and raise you a virgin!
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Offline Martinus

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Reply #34 on: March 30, 2004, 06:44:05 pm
[color=66ff00]I'll see your virgin and raise you 50 virgin camels.
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Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #35 on: March 30, 2004, 07:57:29 pm
I'll raise your 50 virgin camels one dragon. Wait..... nevermind. The dragon ate the unicorn.
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Offline Taristin

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Reply #36 on: March 30, 2004, 09:28:44 pm
Can I have the dragon? ;7
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Offline Carl

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Sweet mother of god, this is ****ed up!
Reply #37 on: March 30, 2004, 11:01:38 pm
With the magic in that horn, I can pwn your dragon.

Actually, the horn itself isn't real, I made it in Truespace.
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Offline Gortef

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Reply #38 on: March 31, 2004, 02:04:59 am
that means even more magic is involved
Habeeb it...
 

Offline Fineus

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Reply #39 on: March 31, 2004, 02:12:41 am
You mean he persuaded it to work and model something? ;)
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