[Ace]

Originally posted by Bobboau
only a woman could bring forth such suffering upon mankind

Amen reverend.

[Martinus]

[color=66ff00]Thread title edited. You shouldn't need to ask why.

Also, stop using the vB code word filter trick or I'll stop editing you and simply start removing posts/threads.
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[Black Wolf]

Originally posted by an0n
At least I can look forward to some fine-ass woman getting forced into some tight, blue spandex to play Sue Richards in the Fantastic Four film.

Yeah, but you wont see her for half the film - though if they're willing to bend the rukes and say she can't make her costume go invisible with the rest of her body, that might make for some decent shots.

[karajorma]

Originally posted by Black Wolf
though if they're willing to bend the rukes and say she can't make her costume go invisible with the rest of her body, that might make for some decent shots.

I think the other way round would be better.

[an0n]

Originally posted by Sandwich
An0n, what did you think of X-Men 1 and 2?

Too much over-acting.

Cyclops is supposed to be this great leader who spearheads the X-Men offensives and ensures that evil such as Apocalypse and Magneto are stopped whatever the cost.

In the film he was just another wooden moron.

The only good things about either film were Famke Jansen, Halle Berry and Pyro kickin' some fukcin' ass.

IceFire:
I've read maybe two comic books in my life. Not a women. I suppose the third applies (she is quite good looking) but honestly...do we have to see the world with such a narrow perspective?

Yes. Now shut up and eat your Soylent Green.

[an0n]

Wait, why the **** can't I put 'homo' in thread titles?

It's technically accurate. Like calling an Australian person an antipodean.

[Turnsky]

Originally posted by an0n
I realise this is more of a continuation of the Smallville thread, but the sheer hate I feel after rewatching Spiderman is so immense I feel it warrants its own thread.

I mean, dear God! How retarded do they want to make Parker?

Even in the original, campy, 70's cartoons he was only a bumbling idiot.

In the film he's bordering on 'stalker'. Every scene with that smarmy bastard Toby McGuire reminds me of that Robin Williams film. Y'know the one where he works at the photo-place and snaps and goes after that family with a chainsaw?

Well, you probably don't, because I got bored of watching the stupidity and made up the chainsaw ending in my head to amuse myself while my subconcious tried to erase all memory of what I did see of the film.

But still, what a complete flippin' nut-job they've made Parker. Before he was just out of his league. In the film he's out of his goddamn mind.

By the end I was about one stupid, dumbass, McGuire-smirk away from standing up and screaming at the TV to show me an ending that had Parker being torn to teenie-weenie spider chunks by the Goblin's glider.

Can't they make just one super-hero film (with a plot; **** the Hulk) without it turning into some kind of offensive against my senses?

I just hope Iron Man genocides some people......

it's your a-typical "nerdy pissant little bastard gets the superpowers " cliche.. that said, clark kent... always had the superpowers..
*still thinks that Superman always had a ill-concieved disguise*

all that's missing on Spiderman is the voice that randomly squeeks when he tries to talk

[Sandwich]

Originally posted by an0n
Wait, why the **** can't I put 'homo' in thread titles?

Because we say so.

[Grey Wolf]

Originally posted by mikhael
Its out this summer here, GW. It claims historical authenticity. The first thing it does is recast Guinevere as a Celtish warrior woman (a hot one mind you).

Celtish warrior woman. Guinevere. Yes, and Arwen picked up Frodo and saved rode with him to Rivendell.

By "some semblance of opening a history book", I mean for once, they don't put Arthur and his knights in full plate. If nothing else, the armor is closer to accurate.

[an0n]

Originally posted by mikhael
The first thing it does is recast Guinevere as a Celtish warrior woman (a hot one mind you).

Congratulations. You just went up on my Scale Of Coolness by about a billion places.

The only people now cooler than you are me and the Fonze.