[Axem]

Heh, yeah, my bad. I somehow get those two mixed up somehow. I'll make it up by hopefully telling another joke right.

Two charges walk down a street. One exclaims, "I think I just lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"

[WMCoolmon]

Chemistry jokes for the ignorant?

[Sandwich]

This hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."

[Tiara]

Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker
 
- Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000 phone bill.
- Has won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running.
- When asked for their phone number, they give it in hex.
- Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
- Somehow gets HBO on their PC at work.
- Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie "The Net."
- Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
- Their video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.
- Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr./Ms. President."
- You hear them murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA card now, Professor "I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"

[TopAce]

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
- 45 kilograms.

[Martinus]

[color=66ff00]A guy walks into a bar,
he spends the next two days in hospital.
[/color]

[TopAce]

Originally posted by Axem
That AOL one is great.
...

I couldn't laugh on it.

[JarC]

Originally posted by TopAce
I couldn't laugh on it.

uhh...lemme guess, you were Zabu451?

[Rictor]

A man is walking in the woods when he comes upon a large lake. Beside the lake he sees a young woman, apparently without arms or legs. He wallks up to her and sees that she is sad.

"Why are you sad, whats wrong."
Well, I'm out here all alone, without any limbs, and I've never even been hugged

The man, feeling sorry for her situation, gives her a hug and walks off.

The next day, he's walking through the woods again and comes upon the same lake. The girl is still there, and still looks sad. The man walks up to her and asks:

""Why are you sad again?
Well, here I am all the way out here all alone, and I've never even been kissed

Well, thats a bit of a stretch, but the man feels absolutely terrible for the girl, so he bends down and gives here a kiss, and goes off again.

The next day, the man is again walking through the woods and again find the girl by the lake. This time, she looks worse than ever, and the man just can't help but feel sorry for her. He walks over.

"Well, whats the matter this time?"
See, I've ben here my whole life, and I've never even been screwed

The man picks her up, and throws her in the lake.

"There, now you're screwed"

[adwight]

[TopAce]

Originally posted by JarC
uhh...lemme guess, you were Zabu451?

I consider this a joke.