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Offline adwight

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All Samus has to do is stand there and take the best Chief can throw at her, and when she gets tired of it, drop a super missile in his soon to be dead ass. Or perhaps a plasma beam. Or freeze him and just consider how bad she's going to hurt him, THEN whip his ass. ;)


So true, master cheif is a pussy.  The hardest things he fights are guys that die to one shot in a "yellow" spot.  WTF is that?  Samus is just kickass.
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Offline Turnsky

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Samus is too chicken to let biologics get on or near her she hasta shoot the damn things to get the item..

the chief just goes in and grabs it..
(Keyes neural chip)

:p
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Oh ya I forgot, MC actually stuck his hand in something disgusting.  No way!!!  I wonder what would happen to the MC if he ever fell into lava lol, no wait I forgot, he'd be dead.
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Offline Turnsky

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Oh ya I forgot, MC actually stuck his hand in something disgusting.  No way!!!  I wonder what would happen to the MC if he ever fell into lava lol, no wait I forgot, he'd be dead.


ah, here we go, anybody remember this kind of arguement?.. it's like the old "star trek vs Star wars" arguements..;)

anyway, like i said, apples to oranges, or, in this case.. Platformers to FPS's yes, there is a metroid prime and a sequel, but, the sequel doesn't look like anything revolutionary..
nintendo doesn't genuinely have a FPS pedigree like bungie has, yes, i am aware of the few FPS's for the nintendo consoles, but they weren't made by nintendo..

all that's said and done, at the end of the day, Metroid and halo are two completely different games, with different histories and followings..
so let's not get into a massive arguement about which is better.
'cause you've obviously never really played halo on the Xbox, nor have i played metroid on the 'cube.
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Offline Nico

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[this is intended as humor, in case that wasn't clear, Venom]

I know, I'm not that dense.

As for Samus VS chief, wtf?
Compare what's comparable :p
Samus would get her ass kicked by so many japanese plantform shooter heroes that it's not even funny. The chief is a plain soldier, with some genetic upgrade. Whoa cool.




:nervous:
Sonic would own pacman any day.
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[color=66ff00]Wow this thread is packing more flammable material than half the religion/politics threads I've seen. :lol:
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Offline Turnsky

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yes, we geeks are a vicious lot, ain't we? :p
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Offline HotSnoJ

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yes, we geeks are a vicious lot, ain't we? :p
Especially when it comes to our games. :D


/me wishes silently he had a decent gfx card. :sigh:
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Offline Turambar

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Yay! Link's not a pussy anymore!  He looks like a cross with link and some badass street fighter character, which is EXACTLY WHAT HE NEEDED!!!!  And the shots of the horseback combat look SO COOL!!!!

Edit: Is this for the Cube!!  I have a Cube!  I laugh at all you Xbox and PS2 People HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA@!  now you have to go and get CUBES!!!  i love the 'cube because i have this pair of cargo pants where i can fit the cube in my pocket lol
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Offline Nico

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I've never really been interested in Zelda, so you can laugh at me all you want :p
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Offline Turnsky

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I've never really been interested in Zelda, so you can laugh at me all you want :p


I never played any of 'em, either.;)
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:lol:

:nervous:

Nico, Sonic would own any game character in one of his worst days! :D
"Closing the Box" - a campaign in the making :nervous:

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Offline Nico

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Oh, you found Sonic's next instalment name:
Sonic: Bad Hair day
:p
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Offline Thorn

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Originally posted by Turnsky
'cause you've obviously never really played halo on the Xbox, nor have i played metroid on the 'cube.

Actually, I've played both :p
I still think Samus would get owned.
I'm not saying I dont like Metroid. Its a decent game, but lets see her take on The Covenant, the Flood and Giulty Spark and its cronies, while still managing to blow up a ringworld at the same time. :p

  

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She could do that, and without having to borrow someone else's vehicles to boot.

Remember: Samus has survived the destruction of how many planets? Has fought off more more dangerous alines in more giant alien hordes on more worlds than Master Chief ever heard of.

Lets put it this way: Samus' biggest, baddest enemy (the Metroids, in their various forms) would eat anything in Halo for dinner. And Samus whips their asses.

:D
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Offline Turnsky

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She could do that, and without having to borrow someone else's vehicles to boot.

Remember: Samus has survived the destruction of how many planets? Has fought off more more dangerous alines in more giant alien hordes on more worlds than Master Chief ever heard of.

Lets put it this way: Samus' biggest, baddest enemy (the Metroids, in their various forms) would eat anything in Halo for dinner. And Samus whips their asses.

:D


yeah, but can Samus weild the ultimate anti sonova***** stick?... and, the chief can actually use his fists (and the weapon's buttstock) if need be ;)
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Offline Gloriano

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and Link kicks MC and samus arsess
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Samus wields small thermonuclear devices. Which she can stand in the middle of and survive. I think she's safe, Turnsky. As for the buttstock? well, hers is kinda built in. ;)

Now, Link, there's an interesting matchup. But anyone who has ever played SSBM knows that Link is a pansy little elf boy. Samus routinely hands him his own guts on a platter. ;)
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Offline Turambar

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I think Link has cast aside the pansy little elf boy for this evolution of the game.
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This is just Soul Calibre Link. He fights with a butterfly net. He's a pansy. ;)
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