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Offline aldo_14

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http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Essays/FiveMinutes.html

like a) anyone cares and b) anyone would listen

But no doubt it'll start a nice violent discussion.  Blame bluesnews.

 

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Wow, isn't it fortunate that neither is actually real and therefore it doesn't matter one bit.... Phew.

 

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yeah....
before I'd bother.
Now all I can say is that the Shivans would pwn both, some way or the other :P
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Another reason not to touch Stardestryer .net not even with a ten foot pole. Those people there are so fanatic I'd imagine it's even unhealthy beeing in the same room with one of those.
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Yeah. Shivans could easily crush both of them.

Wouldn't that be a cool movie, though? You would get to watch a Sathanas kill the Enterprise. :D

DIE, TREKKIES!

Then, PART TWO, watch a Sathanas kill a star destroyer!!!11oneone :D

DIE..uh...STAR PEOPLE! tthings...whatchmacallits

 

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Meh, I don't care about these VS things. Both SW & ST are good
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I like how they're using the numbers/scenes from the show as scientific evidence.  Did they not realize that this is science fiction, and that these statictics were made up by authors? :p  The Star Wars statistics, in particular, are so over-exaggerated as to be ridiculous.  A hundred billion gazillion bajillion jigawatts!!!!1 :p  I'm also a fan of both universes; who cares which ship would "beat" which ship?  Just take them as two separate entities, different but good.

And yes, the Shivans would own everything :cool:.

 

Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by Kalfireth
Wow, isn't it fortunate that neither is actually real and therefore it doesn't matter one bit.... Phew.


Yeah, but you have to admit it's funny when they get their hackles up.

 

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:lol: Absolutely!  I love these theoretical combats tho - it's a laugh to drop something like Gandalf vs Darth Vader into the conversation.
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Offline Fineus

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Yeah, but you have to admit it's funny when they get their hackles up.

Oh yes, definitely. I mean I could probably engage in a half-hearted arguement about which franchises ships were more powerful but I wouldn't mean it. It'd just be for a laugh.

The ones who get passionate about it? Well they scare me.

 

Offline aldo_14

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No!  You're wrong!  Cyber-Hitlers' Monkey-Clone could never beat the child of Predator and Supermans second cousin twice removed!

 

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No! Pants-man is definately no match for man-man!
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[color=66ff00]Spiff could own them all!!!1one
Or he could simply be shot down at the very start. :D
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Offline Tiara

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Vat!? You dare defy ze might of ze United Federation ov Planets!? Ze mighty Enterprise veell come for you!

:p

Seriously, i like Vs debates (Note; debates, not bashing either side. There's the difference most people don't see). I'm a Trek geek and i'm proud of it! :D I enjoy a good debate about scifi subjects.

But SD.net is too bad even for me *shrugs* Much like http://www.st-v-sw.net/ . It's just too much. It's simply hilarious to see how much time people put into something this unproductive.
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Of course the Empire is incredibly better. :D
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LOL Especially since they work in entirely different universes. I like the fact the author pretends to be nonchalant about the whole thing, as if they hadn't just typed up an entire page of text to prove a point that they 'really don't care about' ;)

Edit : Of course, looking at the stats on these ships, I'd certainly come to the conclusion that ST is the more 'realistic' of the two. A Star Destroyer would need something like an Omega Particle for power in the ST universe ;)
« Last Edit: September 19, 2004, 03:59:35 pm by 394 »

 

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Originally posted by Flipside
Edit : Of course, looking at the stats on these ships, I'd certainly come to the conclusion that ST is the more 'realistic' of the two. A Star Destroyer would need something like an Omega Particle for power in the ST universe ;)

SW is typically male, the bigger the better. Even if it doesn't even make sense anymore.

:D

I just wuv generalizations :p
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Offline MetalDestroyer

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Originally posted by Blitzerland
Yeah. Shivans could easily crush both of them.

Wouldn't that be a cool movie, though? You would get to watch a Sathanas kill the Enterprise. :D

DIE, TREKKIES!

Then, PART TWO, watch a Sathanas kill a star destroyer!!!11oneone :D

DIE..uh...STAR PEOPLE! tthings...whatchmacallits


You forgot The Yuzhan Vong from the Expended Universe :p

 

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