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Offline Janos

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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
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"Ohh yeah, you horny little ****er, I'll show you what I really mean when I hit you with my BFRed", hissed Carl as Nukhophetkhathet panted under his black and shiny body. "You know what, you filthy little slut? You know what? Every time you bust one of our ships, every time I hear the death screeches of my kin in my head, every time I see blood boiling in the vacuum of space... It turns me on. I get hard. You know why? Because for you, reproducing is just a pleasure. You'd **** a human being if you had a chance, fag! I know what you think when you launch your deliberately phallic Helioses towards our gracile yet lethal ships! You think 'hell, this is better than sex', don't you?
Whereas for us, sex is something more. It's not just reproduction, or sports, or a form of enjoyment. Our sex is rough, alien to you. You've seen records of Terran troops facing Shivans, haven't you? Yeah, I know you had, and you were aroused by those bloody gulps of flesh and bone trampled by my kind. So am I, for your information! I get really, really horny when it comes down to blood, beams and physical contact, ****, and now I'll show you what our beam cannon is really meant for! Wash between your mudflaps and prepare to kiss the skies!", screeched Carl and op

argh my mind
« Last Edit: November 27, 2004, 09:54:05 am by 1621 »
lol wtf

 

Offline aldo_14

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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
Your mind?

 

Offline Singh

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Your mind?
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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
*is totally aroused right now* ;7
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Offline FireCrack

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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
Helios bombs are a form of birth control
actualy, mabye not.
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3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944 59230781640628620899862803482534211706...
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Offline mitac

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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
Whew, Capella must have been one hell of a climax.
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Offline Carl

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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
that green stuff the sathani were shooting into capella was what they were using to masterbate the star.
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Offline Nuke

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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
that was just a sathanas orgy, the subspace rift that made the star go boomb was caused my many sathani climaxing all at once.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline Unknown Target

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yeah, they wern't trying to kill that squad, the shivans just like it rough. :lol:


This was brought up before on the VBB, I think. Look at the end, where the Terran gets zapped. In the background you'll see a Shivan pounding a marine against a wall.
Me wonders....:D

 

Offline Roanoke

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that green stuff the sathani were shooting into capella was what they were using to masterbate the star.


don't you mean pleasure the star ? :nervous:

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
...crappeet. I knew I shouldn't have read this topic any more.

*starts collecting the pieces of his brain from across the room*
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Offline Turnsky

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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
i can't believe somebody hasn't said this one yet..

"when a mommy shivan and a daddy shivan fall in love......"

:p
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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
All can do is this: :wtf: :lol:
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Offline Janos

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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
I'll zap you with my Prometheuses, if you know what I mean"
lol wtf

 
How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
omfg.
u ppl make me sickl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so now everyone is sittin in front of their computers, jackin off while thinkin about shivan reproduction?!
*runs to bathroom to puke*
if the world is my oyster - why can't i eat it?

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Offline Nuke

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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
sure,tell people yr pukin :D
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Offline Fr3z3r

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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
:eek:

Why the hell do I think that this actually MAKES SENSE?

No really, it fits together beautifully and suddenly explains almost everything.

Maybe I'll have a nap... :doubt:

 

Offline Janos

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Originally posted by freespace2pilot
omfg.
u ppl make me sickl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so now everyone is sittin in front of their computers, jackin off while thinkin about shivan reproduction?!
*runs to bathroom to puke*


Vomit turns me on.

Wanna cyber?
lol wtf

 
How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
How? They probably have sweaty sex...

Hard, and fast...

with several of them in a row....

over and over.

Maybe even more than 2 sexes (much more likely in the shivans case.) Of course they could have a hive way or doing it, or even a fish way or doing it. It's not like you can really compare either to any definition we have of form or function of reproducing. There are lots of mammals which have rather concealed... plumbing, until aroused. Not to mention the many many different ways of reproducing among other biological families (besides mammalia).

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Offline Carl

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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
speices 8472 has 5 sexes. they're the best comparison to the shivans i can think of.
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