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Offline Kail

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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
Janos: Dolphins and whales are different creatures but they are all mammals.
Another phallic fact is that the blue whale has a 10 ft wiener and it is supported by a bone. The bone has traditionally been used as an aphrodisiac and to attempt to cure infertility (doubt it works).

 

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Janos: Dolphins and whales are different creatures but they are all mammals.
Another phallic fact is that the blue whale has a 10 ft wiener and it is supported by a bone. The bone has traditionally been used as an aphrodisiac and to attempt to cure infertility (doubt it works).


Killer whale is a dolphin.

And yes, I've also seen pics of dolphin's dicks. Most mammals have penis bones, even most primates. Humans don't, and some have humorically speculated that it could have use in female's decision whether the partner is suitable to have sex with or not. If a male has erection problems -> no sex. That was of course bat**** insane hypothetizing.
lol wtf

 

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Well, dolphins or not, I was talking about the smaller ones. The ones that don't weigh close to a ton. The Flipper type dolphins. They have no visible external genitalia.

 

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Well, yeah they don't have huge schlongs hanging out all the time. None of whales swim around and slap their buddies with their dooders, the events where young Orca males brag with their penises are exceptional and I do not know their purpose. All whales do have an opening for genitalia, of course, and it's quite often visible.
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/jaap/Dolphfaq.htm#genitals

And for sanity's sake, do not make the same mistake as I did and Google for "dolphin genitalia". First hit: Zoophile.net.
lol wtf

 

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Of course, nobody has asked the one important question about the title of this thread....

Does it matter?

 

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YES!
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Originally posted by Flipside
Of course, nobody has asked the one important question about the title of this thread....

Does it matter?


yes

edit: No.
lol wtf

 
How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
hmmm...
hmmm...
hmmm...
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!

we don't even know if they are even reproducing......may be the Shivans are inmortals......or not.............who knows...........but this is an important questions, of tactical and strategic importance to the GTVA............if we stop the shivan reproduction, that would be a huge advantage............or not?
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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
willy, you're using up the world's supply of periods.
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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
Dot Dot Dot
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Offline FireCrack

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the last one



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MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
actualy, mabye not.
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3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944 59230781640628620899862803482534211706...
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Offline Carl

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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
no! we're all out! I guess i'll just have to end my sentences with commas from now on,
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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
close this thred so everyone can go look at some porn and be normal again.
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bloody comma...
we want interracial p0rn :D
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Offline FireCrack

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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
OMG nuke and penipak were hoarding periods, GET THEM!!!!!!!
actualy, mabye not.
"When ink and pen in hands of men Inscribe your form, bipedal P They draw an altar on which God has slaughtered all stability, no eyes could ever soak in all the places you anoint, and yet to see you all at once we only need the point. Flirting with infinity, your geometric progeny that fit inside you oh so tight with triangles that feel so right."
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944 59230781640628620899862803482534211706...
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Offline Flipside

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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
That actually explains an awful lot.... :nervous:

 

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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
About what?
The shivan/vasudan reproduction?
The lack of periods?
The forum madness?
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
That was a horrible pun, Flipside...
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Offline Taristin

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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
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Originally posted by TrashMan

The lack of periods?


The lack of women?


BTW This thread is probably why. :rolleyes:
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How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
well... they are all wanking on Janeway you know?
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