[willy_principal]

How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!

the vasudans appear to have no genitalia...
either the shivans...(i'm suspicious about their beam cannons, do these actually fire 'beams', or it's something else?)

[NGTM-1R]

Asexual fission.

[aldo_14]

Copy & paste.

[Setekh]

Welcome to HLP, willy_principal.

I was going to post my own theory, but Aldo beat me to it.

[pyro-manic]

Messy alien sex.

[Lightspeed]

Shivans dont 'reproduce' as such.

Vasudans, well, they're pretty much like Terrans

[Hippo]

...






Why do people want to know this stuff?

[Taristin]

Originally posted by willy_principal

the vasudans appear to have no genitalia...
either the shivans...(i'm suspicious about their beam cannons, do these actually fire 'beams', or it's something else?)

For the Vasudans, if you even want to think about it, think about it like Reptiles with sheethed parts... y'know? Like a croc, or somesuch.

For the Shivans.... you mean that beam wasn't a weapon?!

[Unknown Target]

Originally posted by Raa


For the Shivans.... you mean that beam wasn't a weapon?!

Ever seen the fridge scene in Scary Movie 2?

[Roanoke]

I don't wanna think what Hall Fight was all about then...

[Bobboau]

yeah, they wern't trying to kill that squad, the shivans just like it rough.

[deep_eyes]

dont shake hands with a vasudan, thats how.

shivans, they mass plasma bea each other in the eyes!

[Carl]

...then everytime a shivan ship fires at your ship, it's just trying to impregnate you?! then...then...the two Great Wars were just MASSIVE ORGIES!!!!

that's it! the shivan's didn't want to kill everyone! they just saw what they thought was the terrans and vasudans having sex, and they wanted to have a three-way!

[TrashMan]

Trust Carl, he's the local Shivan here!

[Make]

Originally posted by Carl

that's it! the shivan's didn't want to kill everyone! they just saw what they thought was the terrans and vasudans having sex, and they wanted to have a three-way!

Now it is starting to make sense! The shivans aren´t destroyers, they are really hippies who just want to  make love instead of war.

[Roanoke]

never mind how they reproduce, what's important is how they  DIE!!

[Nuke]

Originally posted by Carl
...then everytime a shivan ship fires at your ship, it's just trying to impregnate you?! then...then...the two Great Wars were just MASSIVE ORGIES!!!!

that's it! the shivan's didn't want to kill everyone! they just saw what they thought was the terrans and vasudans having sex, and they wanted to have a three-way!

this explains how shivans build their ships, didnt know a sathanas could get pregnant.

the vasudans love their fishies, so im sure theres something sick going on there.

[FireCrack]

Originally posted by Nuke


this explains how shivans build their ships, didnt know a sathanas could get pregnant.
 

Ofcourse it can, the collossus penetrated it with it's beams.

[Knight Templar]

Anal.

[Nuke]

i wonder what the baby will look like