Author Topic: How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!  (Read 7986 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!

the vasudans appear to have no genitalia...
either the shivans...(i'm suspicious about their beam cannons, do these actually fire 'beams', or it's something else?)
Developing a FS2 Campaign:
Corruptible, everyone has a price

 

Offline NGTM-1R

  • I reject your reality and substitute my own
  • 213
  • Syndral Active. 0410.
How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
Asexual fission.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline aldo_14

  • Gunnery Control
  • 213
How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
Copy & paste.

 

Offline Setekh

  • Jar of Clay
  • 215
    • Hard Light Productions
How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
Welcome to HLP, willy_principal. :)

I was going to post my own theory, but Aldo beat me to it. :p

:welcome:
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS, now V3.0. Bringing Modders Together since January 2001.
THE HARD LIGHT ARRAY. Always makes you say wow.

 

Offline pyro-manic

  • Flambé
  • 210
How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
Messy alien sex.
Any fool can pull a trigger...

 

Offline Lightspeed

  • Light Years Ahead
  • 212
How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
Shivans dont 'reproduce' as such.

Vasudans, well, they're pretty much like Terrans :p
Modern man is the missing link between ape and human being.

 

Offline Hippo

  • Darth water-horse
  • 211
  • Grazing.
    • All Hands to War
How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
...






Why do people want to know this stuff?
VBB Survivor -- 387 Posts -- July 3 2001 - April 12 2002
VWBB Survivor -- 100 Posts -- July 10 2002 - July 10 2004

AHTW

 

Offline Taristin

  • Snipes
  • 213
  • BlueScalie
    • Skelkwank Shipyards
Re: How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
Quote
Originally posted by willy_principal

the vasudans appear to have no genitalia...
either the shivans...(i'm suspicious about their beam cannons, do these actually fire 'beams', or it's something else?)



For the Vasudans, if you even want to think about it, think about it like Reptiles with sheethed parts... y'know? Like a croc, or somesuch.

For the Shivans.... you mean that beam wasn't a weapon?!
Freelance Modeler | Amateur Artist

 

Offline Unknown Target

  • Get off my lawn!
  • Global Moderator
  • 212
  • Push.Pull?
Re: Re: How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
Quote
Originally posted by Raa


For the Shivans.... you mean that beam wasn't a weapon?!


Ever seen the fridge scene in Scary Movie 2? :D

 

Offline Roanoke

  • 210
How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
I don't wanna think what Hall Fight was all about then...

 

Offline Bobboau

  • Just a MODern kinda guy
    Just MODerately cool
    And MODest too
  • 213
How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
yeah, they wern't trying to kill that squad, the shivans just like it rough. :lol:
Bobboau, bringing you products that work... in theory
learn to use PCS
creator of the ProXimus Procedural Texture and Effect Generator
My latest build of PCS2, get it while it's hot!
PCS 2.0.3


DEUTERONOMY 22:11
Thou shalt not wear a garment of diverse sorts, [as] of woollen and linen together

 
How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
dont shake hands with a vasudan, thats how.

shivans, they mass plasma bea each other in the eyes!

 

Offline Carl

  • Render artist
  • 211
    • http://www.3dap.com/hlp/
How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
...then everytime a shivan ship fires at your ship, it's just trying to impregnate you?! :eek2: then...then...the two Great Wars were just MASSIVE ORGIES!!!! :shaking:

that's it! the shivan's didn't want to kill everyone! they just saw what they thought was the terrans and vasudans having sex, and they wanted to have a three-way!
« Last Edit: November 26, 2004, 12:41:55 pm by 158 »
"Gunnery control, fry that ****er!" - nuclear1

 

Offline TrashMan

  • T-tower Avenger. srsly.
  • 213
  • God-Emperor of your kind!
    • Minecraft
    • FLAMES OF WAR
How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
Trust Carl, he's the local Shivan here!
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline Make

  • 22
How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
Quote
Originally posted by Carl

that's it! the shivan's didn't want to kill everyone! they just saw what they thought was the terrans and vasudans having sex, and they wanted to have a three-way!


Now it is starting to make sense! The shivans aren´t destroyers, they are really hippies who just want to  make love instead of war.

 

Offline Roanoke

  • 210
How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
never mind how they reproduce, what's important is how they  DIE!!

 

Offline Nuke

  • Ka-Boom!
  • 212
  • Mutants Worship Me
How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
Quote
Originally posted by Carl
...then everytime a shivan ship fires at your ship, it's just trying to impregnate you?! :eek2: then...then...the two Great Wars were just MASSIVE ORGIES!!!! :shaking:

that's it! the shivan's didn't want to kill everyone! they just saw what they thought was the terrans and vasudans having sex, and they wanted to have a three-way!


this explains how shivans build their ships, didnt know a sathanas could get pregnant.

the vasudans love their fishies, so im sure theres something sick going on there.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN

 

Offline FireCrack

  • 210
  • meh...
How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
Quote
Originally posted by Nuke


this explains how shivans build their ships, didnt know a sathanas could get pregnant.
 


Ofcourse it can, the collossus penetrated it with it's beams.
actualy, mabye not.
"When ink and pen in hands of men Inscribe your form, bipedal P They draw an altar on which God has slaughtered all stability, no eyes could ever soak in all the places you anoint, and yet to see you all at once we only need the point. Flirting with infinity, your geometric progeny that fit inside you oh so tight with triangles that feel so right."
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944 59230781640628620899862803482534211706...
"Your ever-constant homily says flaw is discipline, the patron saint of imperfection frees us from our sin. And if our transcendental lift shall find a final floor, then Man will know the death of God where wonder was before."

 

Offline Knight Templar

  • Stealth
  • 212
  • I'm a magic man, I've got magic hands.
How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
Anal.
Copyright ©1976, 2003, KT Enterprises. All rights reserved

"I don't want to get laid right now. I want to get drunk."- Mars

Too Long, Didn't Read

 

Offline Nuke

  • Ka-Boom!
  • 212
  • Mutants Worship Me
How the hell does the shivans/vasudans reproduce?!
i wonder what the baby will look like
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN