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Offline boewolf

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I know... no religiouse stuff...
I know what is sayed about religiouse stuff...  But i was playing on a text based game and read this note and found it quite amusing...

[233] Derrik: This is funny.
Tue Dec  7 16:44:31 2004  Expires: Thu Dec 16 16:44:31 2004
To: all
[  0] Imagine this happening to you...
[  1]
[  2]
[  3] One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000 member
[  4] congregation
[  5] was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head
[  6] to toe in black and carrying submachine guns.
[  7]
[  8]
[  9] One of the men proclaimed,
[ 10]
[ 11] "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where
[ 12] you
[ 13] are."
[ 14]
[ 15] Immediately, the choir fled...
[ 16]
[ 17] the deacons fled...
[ 18]
[ 19] and most of the congregation fled....
[ 20]
[ 21] Out of the 2,000 there only remained around 20.
[ 22]
[ 23]
[ 24] The man who had spoken took off his hood...
[ 25]
[ 26] He then looked at the preacher and said "Okay Pastor, I got
[ 27] rid
[ 28] of all the hypocrites... Now you may begin your service.
[ 29] Have a
[ 30] nice day!"

I just had to share...

 

Offline Fineus

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I'll let it go - so long as it doesn't get out of hand. It's certainly food for thought, even if it's not actually true?

 

Offline an0n

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I should try that, only with a killing spree at the end.
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Offline Sandwich

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I know... no religiouse stuff...
I'd actually heard this as a true story in Russia, and the armed guys were rebels or something who wanted to make sure that there weren't any spies in the congregation.

I don't have any way to confirm it as true, tho.
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Offline pyro-manic

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:lol: Very good!
Any fool can pull a trigger...

  

Offline Kazan

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hilarious
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I know... no religiouse stuff...
If that happened in my church...I really dont know what I would do.

BTW, good liuck with your spree An0n

 

Offline ionia23

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Wow.  Very cool story!
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Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by MatthewPapa
If that happened in my church...I really dont know what I would do.


Hide behind the cross

 

Offline Flipside

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Even better, stand in front of it with your arms out..... :nervous:

 

Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by Flipside
Even better, stand in front of it with your arms out..... :nervous:


Ah, but Jesus saves!

Don't know if he saves 9mm, though........

 

Offline Deepblue

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Hopefully the gunmen would suddenly have serious cases of diareah.

 

Offline an0n

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Originally posted by MatthewPapa
If that happened in my church...I really dont know what I would do.

Get up and leave, maybe?
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Liberator

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Well, I would hope I would have enough guts to do it, but I know I don't so I pray that it won't.
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

There are only 10 types of people in the world , those that understand binary and those that don't.

 

Offline an0n

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Cheat - Hide in the pews.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by Liberator
Well, I would hope I would have enough guts to do it, but I know I don't so I pray that it won't.


Technically, suicide is a sin isn't it?  So not running away would be tantamount to suicide, and thus a sin.

So... Jesus says - run away!

 

Offline boewolf

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Nice call Aldo...  Yet another technicality to contend with...

 

Offline Liberator

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It's not suicide unless you are the one commiting the assault on you're person, even if by proxy(suicide by cop, physician assistance, ect).  To stay would be to stand for your beliefs in the face of overwhelming, unbeatable odds and thus would be a good thing.
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

There are only 10 types of people in the world , those that understand binary and those that don't.