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A Hardlight Nationstates region?
I'm really not sure what to say on this issue.  I've been up for far to many hours.


Up, out of bed.
Not the other 'up' :wtf:

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Looks, all I read was something about eating members of a Pop band (using the word band, I think of a musical band, if that has any impact on the decision) and members as the people IN the band.

So, combinging "eat" and "members of a Pop band" I concluded that it meant "eatting people of a musical band" which is, in the end, eating people, which is cannibalism.

What am I missing?

 

Offline pyro-manic

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Heehee!

Can I tell him? Can I? Can I? :D

Aw, christ, you're 15. That explains it. Here's a hint. It's something you're not allowed to do.... ;)
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Offline Falcon

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Originally posted by Tiara
Compulsory nudity ofcourse! Go option 2!

...ofcourse you would need a second legislation to kill all ugly people before doing that :p

Just a note though; making something compulsory also makes your civil rights rating go down. ;)


I think Ill just stick with option 1 on this one that way I don't harm my reputation with both sides........

 

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http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=phreakland

The Rogue Nation of Phreakland is a tiny, economically powerful nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Commerce and Defence are on the agenda. Income tax is unheard of. A robust private sector is led by the Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports industries.

Crime is a serious problem. Phreakland's national animal is the moo-cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the clam.


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Offline Taristin

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Originally posted by .::Tin Can::.
Looks, all I read was something about eating members of a Pop band (using the word band, I think of a musical band, if that has any impact on the decision) and members as the people IN the band.

So, combinging "eat" and "members of a Pop band" I concluded that it meant "eatting people of a musical band" which is, in the end, eating people, which is cannibalism.

What am I missing?


*snickers*

It's more... Freudian... than that... ;)
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Offline Taristin

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lol...


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Citizens select which government department gets their income tax yakrigs each year, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime is moderate. Raatoria's national animal is the Salamander, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the yakrig.



Add compulsory nudity to it, and you'll have an interesting mix... And no offending other people's religious views :p It's illegal. :p
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Offline FireCrack

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While effusively praising The GTVA Colossus's leadership and bowing repeatedly, a delegation has humbly requested that the government take a more "modernistic" view in the future.
The Debate

   1. The High Minister for Finance, who also happens to be your brother, dismisses the claim. "What these people fail to realize is that you know what's best for them. The alternative is anarchy! I say stick to your course. And execute these wackos for treason."
      [Accept]

   2. "Perhaps the people could be given some more political freedoms," muses your Chief of Staff, who is your sister. "Is there really such harm in allowing public discussion of ideas? We could even have a real Opposition Party. One that isn't just full of your puppets, I mean."
      [Accept]


i choose 1
actualy, mabye not.
"When ink and pen in hands of men Inscribe your form, bipedal P They draw an altar on which God has slaughtered all stability, no eyes could ever soak in all the places you anoint, and yet to see you all at once we only need the point. Flirting with infinity, your geometric progeny that fit inside you oh so tight with triangles that feel so right."
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944 59230781640628620899862803482534211706...
"Your ever-constant homily says flaw is discipline, the patron saint of imperfection frees us from our sin. And if our transcendental lift shall find a final floor, then Man will know the death of God where wonder was before."

 
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*snickers*

It's more... Freudian... than that... ;)


Tell me how it relates to psycological theories and practices of Sigmund Freud and I might be able to piece it together.

 

Offline aldo_14

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Add 'out' to the end of 'eat'.

 

Offline Ace

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Originally posted by aldo_14
Add 'out' to the end of 'eat'.


He'll just think that Girls Aloud is a restaurant like Hooters when you say that :p
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Here's an interesting issue I just came accross:

It's time for the government to allocate spending for the coming year, and as always, special interest groups are keen to have their say.
The Debate

   1. "The state of the education system is, in many areas, simply frightful," says Teachers Union leader Konrad Frederickson. "And even where we are doing well, we could do better. I appeal to the authorities for a substantial boost in funding. Remember, the children are our future."
      [Accept]

   2. "We won't have a future unless we improve police numbers and rebuild the military," says General Billy Thiesen. "Oh, it's all well and good to have your fancy education and your nice cars, until some tinpot dictatorship decides to invade. And don't pretend like there aren't any of them in our region. Our number one priority has to be security."
      [Accept]

   3. "Education is nice, but Health and Social Welfare are more important," says celebrity social worker Calvin Steele. "This is where the people who really need government help are: the marginalized of our society. If we don't help them, what kind of a nation are we?"
      [Accept]

   4. "Hey, I've got a crazy idea," says noted libertarian and bird-watcher Randy Utopia. "How about the government stops taking so much tax from people? Give us a tax cut and we'll buy the things we need ourselves. People need to be weaned off the government teat!"
      [Accept]

So which chould i choose?

 
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Originally posted by aldo_14
Add 'out' to the end of 'eat'.


Now I'm seeing it...

Dirty little boy...

However his sentences didnt have any sexual meaning except "would you eat Girls Aloud". Eating people is the first thing on my mind. At least mine isnt warped like yours.

"Oh! Anal sex!"
« Last Edit: December 24, 2004, 01:40:27 pm by 1718 »

 

Offline phreak

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   1. "Look, I don't like it either," said Chamber of Commerce spokesperson Calvin Silk. "Just on the way here, I had to step over three homeless people, and one of my shoes got caught on a beggar. But inequality is the price we pay for economic strength. If anything, we need fewer taxes, so those of us who are well-off can afford to be more generous. If we want to, that is."


   2. "I think we've forgotten what economic strength is all about," says social worker May O'Bannon. "The economy is meant to be a means to a high standard of living, not an end in itself. It's become an excuse for the rich to prosper while the poor fall through the cracks. Not everyone is poor because they don't feel like working. We must provide more welfare."


   3. "Who says we're an international pariah?" demands military honcho Miranda Love. "What are their names? If that's the way the international community feels, we obviously need to prepare for war."


i say #3
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Originally posted by .::Tin Can::.


Now I'm seeing it...

Dirty little boy...

However his sentences didnt have any sexual meaning except "would you eat Girls Aloud". Eating people is the first thing on my mind. At least mine isnt warped like yours.

"Oh! Anal sex!"


*dies laughing*
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Offline pyro-manic

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Originally posted by .::Tin Can::.


Now I'm seeing it...

Dirty little boy...

However his sentences didnt have any sexual meaning except "would you eat Girls Aloud". Eating people is the first thing on my mind. At least mine isnt warped like yours.

"Oh! Anal sex!"


:lol:

It's called a double entendre. It is, believe it or not, rather funny.
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Offline Tiara

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I just bulldozed a rainforest so that Nukes4U can mine Uranium. :D NUKES FOR ALL!

(They actually called it 'Nukes4U' :p)
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:

 

Offline Taristin

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:wtf: I already had this debate...

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The Issue

In response to a slow news week, certain highbrow newspapers have stirred up the debate over voluntary vs compulsory voting.
The Debate

   1. "Compulsory voting makes about as much as sense as having the death penalty for attempted suicide," says civil rights activist Steffan Spirit. "You can't force people to be free! You can only give them the choice. Besides, if all those derelicts who can't be bothered to get off their ass once every few years voted, who would they elect? I shudder to think."
      [Accept]

   2. "It's not contradictory at all," argues political commentator Larry Love. "The fact is, if not everyone votes, the outcome isn't truly representative. Some groups--like elderly gun nuts--vote more often than others. That's why always we always end up with such terrible politicians."
      [Accept]

   3. "This raises an interesting issue," says Elizabeth Thiesen, your brother. "And that is: why do we need elections, anyway? Seems to me it would be much simpler if you just decided what was right, and did it. Wouldn't that save everyone a lot of time?"
      [Accept]
 


On a side note, why is my brother's name Elizabeth? :wtf:

Edit: After chosing option 2 my brother's name changed to Zeke Bush. :wtf::wtf:
« Last Edit: December 24, 2004, 03:07:36 pm by 273 »
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It has random fields, setup like this:

INSERT COMPANY NAME called a debate over INSERT PRODUCT because of high imports. INSERT SPOKESMAN said that the INSERT PRODUCT should be banned.

  

Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by .::Tin Can::.


Now I'm seeing it...

Dirty little boy...

However his sentences didnt have any sexual meaning except "would you eat Girls Aloud". Eating people is the first thing on my mind. At least mine isnt warped like yours.

"Oh! Anal sex!"


There's no need to get huffy because you don't get the joke, young man.  Remember that only good boys and girls get presents from Santa.