We've got a new target, bearing 192 by 328 by 291! Commence plasma core insertion! FIRE!
Hello, tofu. I am admiral InfernoGod, writer of the useless freespace report. And stuff. Instructions can be found below:
Exits are to the sides and rear. Water guns are under the seats for what they're worth. One or two might even have holy water. If you encounter any Shivans while crawling in the air ducts, hopefully it's only Carl. Give him your lunch and hope he doesn't kill you with his fusion-cannon-thingy. Plasma rifles are located in the lockers up front. However these can only be opened by [V], God, an Admin, or a hyperintelligent shade of the color blue. Do not try to enter the control room as it is guarded by claymore mines. Thank you, and enjoy your stay!
Now, if you will plz get in the line so we can collect your head:
If you need a map of the first floor, look at this link: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,29504..0.html
It's the one at the bottom that was completed by an0n.
Enjoy your stay.