[Liberator]

Which is exactly what you get when you have such an exclosed community of people who don't do anything by massage each other's ego.

[Turnsky]

Originally posted by Liberator
Which is exactly what you get when you have such an exclosed community of people who don't do anything by massage each other's ego.

and wallets.

[Knight Templar]

Originally posted by ngtm1r
If the pointless action movie goodness can't be sustained through a trailer, I don't think the boobs are going to be enough to keep the movie going.

Was I the only one who noticed a substantial lack of boobs for a videogame character? Kristanna Loken is like, a small C-cup at best.

[Ghost]

Hey now, Alien vs. Predator didn't have tits, and it also didn't have a good storyline... but I still liked it, so tits don't make or break a bad movie.

[Rictor]

KT, by game standards ever woman on this planet has almost nonexistant titties. Game designers are some seriously perverted people, and with very few exceptions the femals characters are all huge and scantly clad.

The only one I can think of right now that breaks the mold is Jade from Beyond Good and Evil, and even she is quite well endowed.

[Ransom]

Well the female characters in the Silent Hill games manage to avoid being oversexed. Personally I'm getting fairly annoyed with the whole thing, most cases I can put up with it but on occasion it can just ruin a game, like Warrior Within (I know a lot of people will say that's far from the only thing wrong with the game, but eh).

[Dark_4ce]

Well, I borrowed House of the Dead from my friend. And I will watch it tonight. I gotta give the director the benefit of a doubt anyohw. Been bashing him without even seeing a single movie of his made me feel a bit guilty. But still the trailers look like they suck. Though on a positive note, they say that Bloodrayne will be either nc-17 or r-rated. Though doesent look like it. There's supposed to be exclusive gore and a bit of lesbian erotics as well. Still looks like crap though.

And on a negative note... I heard that Doom will be.... PG-13!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Ford Prefect]

You guys are such party poopers, totally deflating the magic of needless violence, cleavage, and generally mindless entertainment.

[Dark_4ce]

I love midless action and the like. What I really hate is that when producers make a film about a game, they totally neglect the source material. If they want to make a midless action movie with huge cleavage, fine but if all that has nothing to do with the source material, why even bother to use the name of it? Well. A simple answer. Cause the name alone will sell the movie.  The toon about Doom and metroid prime stated it perfectly. Just as long as the name is still attached, it will sell.
Its cheap tacics man. Right now, what they're cooking up for doom sounds interesting, if not familiar to Resident Evil. But if they change the name, then I'll be fine with it. Cause what they're doing isn't Doom. If they want to make a film about a game, they should stick to the source material.

[.::Tin Can::.]

"...she lusts..."

[Grey Wolf]

IIRC, Bastilla in KotOR wasn't "super endowed", and that game sold very well.

[Nuclear1]

[stupid] Hmm... Bloodrayne's got Udo Kier in it. I might just go see it. [/stupid]

Holy crap, I almost fell for it.

[Dark_4ce]

I just finnished watching House of the dead....

That movie must have taken 10 years off my life...  T'was a very poor film. However, one slight redeeming aspect of it was some nifty little camera work in the big zombie shooting scene. Kinda cool matrix rapes. But nothing original. Characters are so cliched its comical, the dialogue.... We wont go there.

Then theres Alone in the Dark. Also a very poor movie. An improvement on House, but still a horribly achieved piece of cinematic gamesploitation. Nothing similar to the game. That movies  slight positive is Christian Slater. Never the less, the action is poor, the camera work is poor, the plot is poor, the dialogue...

.... I have come to the conclusion that this Director has somehow fallen into a loophole of filmaking. I could almost call it a renneisance of poor cinematic creation of the likes we've never seen since the 1950-70's teenage horror drive-in b-movie era. I truly think that in 20-30 years his movies will be on some b-film buffs shelf as  cult classics for being so poor.

But wwho knows. John Carpenter did Dark Star before The Thing, orBig trouble in Little China. Maybe Boll will make something worthwhile... At some point...Hopefully...

[.::Tin Can::.]

Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
IIRC, Bastilla in KotOR wasn't "super endowed", and that game sold very well.

Well you know how today's OTHER RPG's work...

"The less clothes, the more boost to armor and health you get!"

Seems now that when playing World of Warcraft, the most scantly-clad armor for the chicks is the most powerful...

Then again, I'm not complaining.

[Setekh]

I hope the Halo movie will be better.

[Dark_4ce]

Yeah. Microsoft just hired the writer for 28 days later to write the script for Halo.

[neo_hermes]

Sam Raimi is thinking about making an Evil Dead 4 aka Army of Darkness 2 after Spider man and The Grudge has been done to death.

Edit: oh yeah sry for derailing the thread.

[Dark_4ce]

I just watched the Grudge. I was severly dissapointed. I'm starting to get worried if I'm turning into a pretencious film critic asshole. I'm gonna sit down, watch brain dead, evil dead trilogy, starship troopers and Band of Brothers... Maybe then I can once again raise my love for movies.

[Janos]

Originally posted by Dark_4ce
Yeah. Microsoft just hired the writer for 28 days later to write the script for Halo.

Their love was eternal. so was the war! romantic drama about two young people who love each other and the man then goes off to fight aliens in NOXXOROCOXOXOOXXXOX and the chick is so depressed and there are zombies and ROGUE ELEMENTS and apparently the war is just a scam and there are references to "halo", a superweapon carried by leader of the aliens, Master Chief, who is a woman as well and uses energy eye beams and stuff to subjugate the loyal allies of humans - the Grunts! after this the guy then falls down to alien homeland THE HIGH CHARITY where he fights the master chief armada with his Warthog-rifle and is supported by his girlfriend who pilots a Pelican-class battledreadnoughstarttesticle or something while the EARTH IS IN DANGER

That's a Halo film by Hollywood to you! All film adaptations of games are, by default, going to suck.

[aldo_14]

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2649&p= ( not a joke article, either, by the tone of it)