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Offline aldo_14

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on: February 16, 2005, 12:40:03 pm
  

Offline kasperl

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Reply #1 on: February 16, 2005, 12:45:35 pm
Right.

And the only reason the cops want to go down there at all is because other people might go down there to watch the, err, garden gnomes?

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Reply #2 on: February 16, 2005, 12:49:09 pm
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"But now there's a rumour about a new garden beyond the 50m depth limit.

"As police divers we can't legally dive any deeper so, if it exists, the new garden could have been purposefully put out of our reach."


Now that I know where to put the body I've just got to figure out who I don't like :devil:
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Offline Janos

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Reply #3 on: February 16, 2005, 12:57:55 pm
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #4 on: February 16, 2005, 01:10:59 pm
Janos: That Welsh?
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #5 on: February 16, 2005, 01:14:40 pm
I don't think the Welsh summon evil sea demons that often.  At least not on weekdays.
 

Offline Fineus

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Reply #6 on: February 16, 2005, 01:15:33 pm
Ever been there?
 

Offline aldo_14

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Reply #7 on: February 16, 2005, 01:33:10 pm
It's a bit far down, and I don't have a wetsuit.
 

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Reply #8 on: February 16, 2005, 01:46:13 pm
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I don't think the Welsh summon evil sea demons that often.  At least not on weekdays.


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Reply #9 on: February 16, 2005, 02:35:58 pm
Kara echoed my sentiment exactly.
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Reply #10 on: February 16, 2005, 03:04:12 pm
Maybe we need to find someone we both don't like then :D
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Reply #11 on: February 16, 2005, 03:33:05 pm
Maybe I'm missing something, but who the hell is making underwater gnome gardens, and why are divers so driven to find them that they're killing themselves?
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Offline Dark_4ce

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Reply #12 on: February 16, 2005, 03:47:14 pm
I once went diving off the coast of Finland to check out a really old shipwreck. Mind you, this wasn't no cool ship wreck. And visibility was puke green at 20cm from your glasses. Dark and cold. All you got was your diving computer and coordinates. Took us about 30 mins to find the site and we stayed there for about 10. All it was was a few wooden beams partially submerged by the silty bottom. Dunno why, but it was really cool. So I guess I can understand why divers would go in search of a gnome garden. To be honest I even thought "heh, cool." Like a lost treasure or something. But I'm not that stupid to go by myself.
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Offline Col. Fishguts

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Reply #13 on: February 16, 2005, 03:56:05 pm
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Janos: That Welsh?


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Reply #14 on: February 16, 2005, 03:59:40 pm
I really hope Call of Cthulhu will be a good game....
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Offline Liberator

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Reply #15 on: February 16, 2005, 08:16:32 pm
What the hell kinda diver is limited to 50 meters?  It can't be for safety.
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Reply #16 on: February 16, 2005, 08:19:57 pm
Lib, 50 meters is really deep.
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Reply #17 on: February 16, 2005, 09:04:29 pm
I'll put it this way, if you really want to see a gnome, go to a Garden Centre.
 

Offline kasperl

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Reply #18 on: February 17, 2005, 02:52:41 am
50 meters means what, 5 atmosphere pressure?
That's a _lot_.
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Reply #19 on: February 17, 2005, 03:39:37 am
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Maybe I'm missing something, but who the hell is making underwater gnome gardens, and why are divers so driven to find them that they're killing themselves?


a) The gnomes
b) Gnomes grow pot
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