Sorry to quote from so long ago, but i've got to educate you gits!
Originally posted by aldo_14
Oh, and shot Kennedy, because he knew too much.
Aliens had no hand in this, in actuallity, it was the Red Dwarf Crew. They sumbled upon a Time Travel device, travelled back to Dallas during Kennedy's parade, and scared Harvey Lee Oswald into going down one floor to take this shot, which he subsequently missed, causing disruption to the timeline. The Crew then travelled forward in time several years, only to discover that Kennedy had been impeached, and a New President, under the control of the Mafia, had allowed the Sovies to rebuild their missile sites in Cuba - which of course led to a whole world of problems. In an attempt to fix the timeline, the crew snagged this alternate-future Kennedy from a Police Van, told him their story, and proceded to take him back in time, give him a rifle, and have him take a shot from...you guessed it; the Grassy Knoll.
So, you see, the man how
actually shot J.F.K, was in fact J.F.K himself...!
Edit: Whoops, forgot the
