[aldo_14]

I can't help but think of the nihilists in The Big Lebowski

[q]Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! **** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. [/q]

[Primus]

Der Resistance

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

I was a bit surprised.

[castor]

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic

[Charismatic]

Lol congrads man.

[Fade Rathnik]

Expatriate

[Kazan]

whoa a lurker!

[Ford Prefect]

Originally posted by Kazan
but it also seems to make you pretty bloody intolerant

Ah, but you miss the point, for in the void of nihilism, tolerance and intolerance are of equally nonexistent value.

[Kazan]

don't get me started on nihilism

[Ford Prefect]

You can start all you want-- it'll still be a vain effort to illuminate the impenetrable meaninglessness of all things.

[KappaWing]

Guys, if youre gonna do this, pease do it over PMs.

[vyper]

Does that make his objection meaningless?

[TrashMan]

The Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic  
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

[Getter Robo G]

I think it needs tweaking...


The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic
You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.


Ex-soldier (uber patriot) here, but if I thought the govt was in the wrong (ie evil) I'd be amoung those resisting it so there's that. (so the violent part was dead on).

[Ford Prefect]

Originally posted by vyper
Does that make his objection meaningless?

From his perspective, no. From mine, yes.

[Singh]

So where do I sign?

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic  
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

[CP5670]

Der Kommandant, 10% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 53% blindly patriotic

hahaha