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Offline Fineus

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Oh and he's done it! He's done it! He found the edit! :D

 

Offline Mefustae

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...You're mocking me, aren't you...

 

Offline Fineus

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It's what I do... :)

 

Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by ZylonBane
No kidding. He may as well have posted the whole thing in Welsh.


It's not my fault you didn't/can't get it.  Stop getting huffy.

 

Offline Mefustae

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*HUFF!*

 

Offline Wild Fragaria

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Originally posted by Mongoose
I'll give it a "meh," even with the translation.  Now this one is good. :p


That was pretty good :lol:

 

Offline Roanoke

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Originally posted by WMCoolmon
I just noticed...Roanoke, you're 24 and your kid has a girlfriend? :nervous:


well you know, start 'em young.

Actually, "our kid" is Mancunian slang for brother. Never seen an Oasis interview ? He's 27 BTW.

 

Offline Shrike

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Well, it was ok once I found out what 'minging' is.

What is it with britain and its masses of incomprehensible slang? :p
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Grey Wolf

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They came up with the English language, so they have the right to screw around with it.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw

 

Offline pyro-manic

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It's one of the few things we really excel at. :D

And Zylonbane, I can if you want me to.... :p
Any fool can pull a trigger...

 

Offline BlackDove

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It would have been nicer if not for the retarded English specific language in it.

Minging isn't a word.

Die.

Also, the person that points me to the dictionary for the word "minging" should die as well.

 

Offline pyro-manic

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*Ahem*
Any fool can pull a trigger...

 

Offline Corsair

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:lol: I liked it... once I knew what minging was. Gawd, can't we all just speak American already?

:nervous::D

*runs*
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.

 

Offline Shrike

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Originally posted by Corsair
:lol: I liked it... once I knew what minging was. Gawd, can't we all just speak American already?

:nervous::D

*runs*
Or at least not-british.

I swear brits just invent words and meanings just to fool the outlanders.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Martinus

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[color=66ff00]Lets compare British English to american English.

Foot-path: A path you walk on, you know... with your feet.
Side-walk: Side of what? Ham? You're walking on ham? Are you mad?

Shop: A place you buy things from.
Store: A place you keep things in.

Pram: A parent powered vehicle for children.
Buggy: Poorly written, prone to crashing.

Sweets: Tasty treats, mainly carbohydrate and E-numbers.
Candy: Last thursday's centrefold girl.

Television: Factual and fictional programming interspersed with advertisements.
Television: Factual and fictional advertisements interspersed with programming.

and one other thing that's always confused me...

Metric unit: Look, it all comes down to base 10! w00t!
Imperial unit: Incomprehensible and stupid unit of measurement.


As far as I'm concerned you americans don't even speak English!
Bloody head-cases.
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Offline Mongoose

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Last time I checked, Britain was the one who invented the Imperial system and still uses it today, so you can't pin that one on us.  I'll give you the television one, though. :p

 

Offline CP5670

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You forgot about apartment/flat and elevator/lift. Those are the ones I have heard most often during my visits to India (where they essentially use British English); people always refer to "flats" and "lifts", leaving me scratching my head. :p

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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And just how does "Bloody prices" make sense? :p
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Offline Martinus

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[color=66ff00]I've started a pan-atlantic dictionary slinging melee. :D
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Offline WMCoolmon

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*Offers Maeg a fag*
-C