[color=66ff00]Lets compare British English to american English.
Foot-path: A path you walk on, you know... with your feet.
Side-walk: Side of what? Ham? You're walking on ham? Are you mad?
Shop: A place you buy things from.
Store: A place you keep things in.
Pram: A parent powered vehicle for children.
Buggy: Poorly written, prone to crashing.
Sweets: Tasty treats, mainly carbohydrate and E-numbers.
Candy: Last thursday's centrefold girl.
Television: Factual and fictional programming interspersed with advertisements.
Television: Factual and fictional advertisements interspersed with programming.
and one other thing that's always confused me...
Metric unit: Look, it all comes down to base 10! w00t!
Imperial unit: Incomprehensible and stupid unit of measurement.
As far as I'm concerned you americans don't even speak English!
Bloody head-cases.
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