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[q]    In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.  Hence we have "the rule of thumb"

     Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered  into the English language.

    The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

    Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.  

    Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

    Coca-Cola was originally green.

    It is impossible to lick your elbow.

    The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

    The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)

     The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

    The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

    The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

    Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

    The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

    The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

     

    Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:  

     Spades - King David

     Hearts - Charlemagne

     Clubs -Alexander, the Great  

     Diamonds - Julius Caesar

     

    111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321  

     

    If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air  the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

    Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson.  Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.  

    Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

    A. Their birthplace

    Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

    A. Obsession

    Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

    A. One thousand

    Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

    A. All invented by women.

    Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

    A. Honey

    Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?

    A. Father's Day

    In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."

    It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month . which we know today as the honeymoon.

    In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."

     It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

    Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups.  When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

     

    ~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

    At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow (now you can vote in the poll: Did you try?)

     Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

     I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
     uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg.
    The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to
     rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht
    oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,the olny iprmoatnt
    tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
     pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can
     sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
    Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
     raed ervey lteter byistlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
     Amzanig huh?[/q]
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interesting sandwich. very interesting. i like the wet your whistle bit.
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*is sorely tempted to try to lick his elbow after reading that you cannot.

*resists temptation realizing how disgusting it is.

Still, damn funny and interesting!
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Does elbow just mean the little nob of bone that sticks out?  Or does the side count?

either way..........ow.

[q]
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.[/q]

That's a myth, though.

 'Golf' comes from the Scots word 'golve' / 'goff', which in turn comes from the medieval Dutch 'kolf', which itself means 'club'.
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Actually, you can lick your elbow. Knew a guy who could. He could mostly-dislocate his shoulder on a whim, and could lick the very tip of his elbow.
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The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%


Um, Canada? :p
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[color=66ff00]Back in time to the period of the Napoleonic War, the great gunships of this time carried many cannons on various gun decks. As an efficient method of storage and delivery of cannon balls to the cannon for firing, a "Monkey" (this term is used to define a table and/ or a rail) made of brass was used to hold the balls. In very cold temperatures the brass would contract or even break thus allowing the cannon balls to roll off the Monkey onto the gun deck. Hence the sailors would say "it is cold enough to freeze the balls off a Brass Monkey".


During the Hundred Years' War between France and England, the English longbow archers proved decisive.

So adept were they at decimating the enemy's ranks, that captured English archers supposedly had their index and middle fingers amputated to prevent them ever taking up their bows again.

On the battlefield, English archers responded to this custom by offering the French a jeering two-finger salute before employing their bow fingers to more deadly effect.
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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht
oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,the olny iprmoatnt
tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can
sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
raed ervey lteter byistlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?
It is qitue azaming.
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Originally posted by Anaz
Actually, you can lick your elbow. Knew a guy who could. He could mostly-dislocate his shoulder on a whim, and could lick the very tip of his elbow.



Actualy, i know a guy that can too...
actualy, mabye not.
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I know a girl. :p

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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause


Now that's very interesting...I'll have to remember that next time I see a statue (in a TV show).
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And if the horse has both hind legs in the air, it means the person died hilariously as a result of the horse kicking him off.

 

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I have a friend who can lick his elbow...
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You Cannot Lick Your Elbow, and Other Intersting Factoids
I knew a lot of these already. The "lick your elbow" and the "jumbled letters" one are particularly old, IIRC.
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i bet gene simmons could lick his own elbow.
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Originally posted by Rictor
And if the horse has both hind legs in the air, it means the person died hilariously as a result of the horse kicking him off.

[color=66ff00]Probably some heinous accident whilst playing Buckaroo™.
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The statue of the man on the horse thing has been debunked numerous times, merely by pointing out statues of people that died in circumstances other than was actually known to have happened.

Coca-cola was originally a dark caramel color. This color is added today, it was a natural by-product of the original recipe. Fearing that the color would be offputting, it was originally sold in opaque cups, or in glasses with a shot of red (not green) food coloring. My trip to Atlanta was not wasted after all.

I'm pretty sure there are other inaccuracies in the above list too.
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Yeah, a whole bunch of them are urban legends/myths.

I didn't try to lick my elbow this time, but I did the first time I read it. :D

 

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It is qitue azaming.

Yes I learned about that one in one of my communication classes.  Its really quite fascinating what the mind does with words once they are internalized.  Its why upper and lowercase is so important as well.  The shape of the words is more important than each letter.

So you really could just do a shape of a word with a couple of letters (first and last) and you'd be reasonably right about it all.
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Originally posted by IceFire

Its why upper and lowercase is so important as well.  The shape of the words is more important than each letter.


especially the shape of the upper part of the words. which part of this phrase is easier to read, the upper or the lower (cover the other one...)?

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I'm pretty sure there are other inaccuracies in the above list too.


Doesn't surprise me - I didn't go check everything up there. :p
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