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Offline Martinus

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Luke, you've turned off your GPS system...
on: October 17, 2005, 07:00:32 pm
[color=66ff00]Came across this today, was funny, good bit of scripting and kudos to the guy who stuck with him despite the surreal circumstances: Jedi buys a car[/color]
 

Offline FireCrack

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Luke, you've turned off your GPS system...
Reply #1 on: October 17, 2005, 08:02:30 pm
heheh
actualy, mabye not.
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Offline Corsair

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Luke, you've turned off your GPS system...
Reply #2 on: October 17, 2005, 08:14:59 pm
:lol:

My last car was a bit on the darker side...

Yeah so what was going through that poor salesman's head?
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Luke, you've turned off your GPS system...
Reply #3 on: October 17, 2005, 08:18:40 pm
hehehe
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Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #4 on: October 17, 2005, 09:31:20 pm
If this is what I think it is, I enjoyed the fight with the loaves of bread.
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Offline mikhael

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Luke, you've turned off your GPS system...
Reply #5 on: October 17, 2005, 09:56:29 pm
I fell out of my chair when I first saw this ages ago. :)

So is Aldershot a real place?
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Offline Martinus

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Reply #6 on: October 17, 2005, 10:04:02 pm
[color=66ff00]Yus, it's south west of London.

Bloody hell! It's 4:03am.
*goes to sleep*
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Luke, you've turned off your GPS system...
Reply #7 on: October 17, 2005, 10:09:43 pm
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Originally posted by mikhael
I fell out of my chair when I first saw this ages ago. :)


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Offline Mefustae

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Reply #8 on: October 17, 2005, 10:56:05 pm
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If you strike me down... you'll lose your no-claim bonus.
:lol:
 

Offline Falcon

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Reply #9 on: October 18, 2005, 12:13:59 am
Saw this months ago, thought it was hilarious...
 

Offline AnnihilaterD

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Reply #10 on: October 18, 2005, 05:48:57 am
You can get more clips from the same TV series here - http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/deadringers/clips/
 

Offline ZylonBane

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Reply #11 on: October 18, 2005, 12:39:04 pm
Obi Wan Kenobi with an English accent? Madness!!
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Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #12 on: October 18, 2005, 01:47:16 pm
Obviously insane, as Alec Guinness was obviously not born in London. :rolleyes:
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Offline Martinus

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Reply #13 on: October 18, 2005, 01:54:32 pm
[color=66ff00]I think he's referring to Ewan MacGregor's pseudo-English accent in the prequels.
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Offline ZylonBane

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Reply #14 on: October 18, 2005, 03:40:43 pm
Guys, I hear you can get sarcasm detectors pretty cheap on eBay these days.
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Offline Martinus

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Reply #15 on: October 18, 2005, 06:30:04 pm
[color=66ff00]They don't work well on internet forums though.
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Reply #16 on: October 18, 2005, 06:30:55 pm
Sarcasm is difficult to reproduce in text format. You need smilies for that.
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Offline Martinus

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Reply #17 on: October 18, 2005, 06:35:00 pm
[color=66ff00]ngtm1r wears +1 helm of awareness. :D
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Offline karajorma

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Reply #18 on: October 18, 2005, 06:58:49 pm
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Originally posted by ngtm1r
Sarcasm is difficult to reproduce in text format. You need smilies for that.


We're talking about ZylonBane though. It's simpler to use the assumption that everything he says is sarcastic as a starting point.

Especially when he asks you let him out of the giant hamper full of dirty priests underwear.
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Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #19 on: October 18, 2005, 08:23:55 pm
True. Hence the dripping sarcasm in my response to his sarcasm.
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