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I just got back from seeing it. There are so many things wrong with this movie I don't know if I can name them all. The movie has nothing to do with hell and the monsters are just mutated people. There were only about four montsers used they are the zombie, Imp, Hell Knight, and the Pinky Bulldog Demon. The only one they got right was the bulldog. The imp does not throw fireballs, instead it has a long tougne like the licker from Resident Evil. The first person sequence was only a few minutes and was near the end. As for the end, well there really was not one. It was one of those endings that tells you there will probably be a sequal. If there is I won't see it.

 

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Oh come on. You knew it was gonna suck, bad. It's only the latest in a series of godawful video game adaptations.

Why don't they do games with good art design or characterizations? American McGee's Alice would blow your socks off, visually. I hear he's got Oz in production, though...
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"Doom" is laugh-out-loud the worst movie adaptation of a videogame I've ever seen. Uwe Boll can breathe a huge sigh of relief as he is no longer the poster boy for pathetic videogame directors. That honor now goes to Andrzej Bartkowiak.

 

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Is this surprising...

 

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heh.
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Later, when the names of the actors appear on the screen, they are also blasted into little pieces. I forget whether the director, Andrzej Bartkowiak, had his name shot to smithereens, but for the DVD, I recommend that a monster grab it and eat it.
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not suprised, although it was pretty funny when the Rock came on the Daily Show with the BFG
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unsurprising, i think we've got more chance of the second coming of jesus christ than seeing a movie adapted from a video game that had anything to do with said game.

that said, was it worse than resident evil: apoc?
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This does not bode well for the...well....um....you  know movie.:lol:
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that said, was it worse than resident evil: apoc?
Oh God!! Nothing could be worse than that God-awful freak of nature. If Doom was actually worse than RE:A, i'm sure people would be running out of the cinemas with blood coming from their eyes and ears...

 

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This does not bode well for the...well....um....you  know movie.:lol:


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Worse than the super mario bros. movie?
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That's a silly answer.  Everyone knows the next big movie will be Dance Dance Revolution: The Motion Picture.


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Last edited by StratComm on 08-23-2027 at 08:34 PM

 
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unsurprising, i think we've got more chance of the second coming of jesus christ than seeing a movie adapted from a video game that had anything to do with said game.

that said, was it worse than resident evil: apoc?


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I think Doom and Resident Evil Apoc are at a tie for being a sucky movie.

 

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That's a silly answer.  Everyone knows the next big movie will be Dance Dance Revolution: The Motion Picture.


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HAHAHAH!!!  I just cant wait to see that one!!:ha:
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I went to see it and i was confuse as hell, the only thing i like bout that movie was the intro of the title thats it, and that big a$$ gun......lol

 

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Worse than the super mario bros. movie?



Hmm.. i'd like to locate this, simply for comic effect...
actualy, mabye not.
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True, that was good.

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given the fact that if it was written to its true demonic force, it prob woulda made some lawmakers go ape lol.... i just came from it, personally i have my own views thinking it coulda went a different route... but i think overall it was a way better adaption than some other game-to-movie's of the past.

and remember, if it was made like FFA: AC than it might have just looked a heck of a lot better u know? other than that, recreating the environments as big as the game was isnt a easy feat. if anything, this shoulda been resident EVIL lol!

i dont care i still liked it.